The Dangers of Swimming Pools
This isn't one of those "Learn to swim" promotions. Although it is a good message.
No actually it's a few incidents that my sister, Yura, had experienced at the local swimming pool recently. Disturbing incidents.
The first of which contains a typical Kiwi male. He was wearing one of those short short swimming trunks - you know the ones that are actually meant for women. Anyway, Yura was in the spa with our grandma and some other folks who wanted to get away from the daily stress (only to be confronted by a thousand screaming kids doing cannonballs) when the man got out of the kiddy pool full to the brim with splashing and laughing children and promptly stepped into the spa. It was then when Yura got a fit of giggles that proceeded to torture her for the rest of the incident.
The man had one fucking huge hard on.
That's right Ladies and Gentlemen. A man stepped into the spa with a huge hard on for the whole world to admire after coming out of the kiddy pool. And to add insult to injury, the man then proceeded to step in front one of those jet spray things that shoot out water in the spa. But he wasn't looking for a nice back massage from the jet sprays. No siree. According to Yura, the man had stood up, faced the jet spray, and enjoyed a nice water massage on his already hard cock. You can imagine how hilariously disturbing this was to my eleven-year-old sister. It sure was to me. And I wasn't even there.
After that you wouldn't think that anything else would happen. But something just as disturbing was walking over to the kiddy pool. An Indian male who was overweight and sporting a chest full of lovely thick hair was wearing something so horrible, so disgusting and revolting, that I'm surprised Yura hadn't drowned herself after seeing it.
The man was wearing a G-String.
A tiny, purple, G-String. In any other case it would be sexy. (If the Indian man was a hot chick.) But unfortunately, it wasn't. And unfortunately the man had one of those huge packages that is hard to stop staring at. Especially since he was flaunting it around in a tiny G-string.
But this post isn't restricted to men. It also applies to freakishly weird Asian kids.
I'm not saying we were all normal when we were young. Yours sincerely was one of the weirdest kids on the block. Actually, I am still quite weird. But let's not get into that, shall we?
Yura was in the kiddy pool when she realized she was being stalked by an obese Korean boy. Imagine the fattest person you know. Now imagine that person half naked and in a swimming pool. Now Asian-ize that person. Congragulations! You've just got yourself an obese Korean boy!
After managing to escape from the boy's clutches, my sister was swimming underwater when she saw the weirdest sight she had ever seen in the last ten minutes. A thirteen-year-old Asian girl and presumably her younger sister who was my sister's age were feeling each other up underwater.
Now, I know that young children are discovering themselves and all that shit - but it still freaks the shit out of me 101. The younger sister was actually just as obese as the Korean boy and her elder sister was having some fun time moulding shapes out of her fat.
Funnily enough, these sisters were also sisters of the obese Korean boy. I am so, extremely proud of my Asian heritage. Who said we were boring, skinny nerds? When we know perfectly well there are thousands of us obese freaks who love swimming with our half naked siblings.
In any case, I had a good laugh at these stories and it made me realize how dangerous a swimming pool could be to a person who actually treasures their innocence.
Kids, don't go near your local swimming pool. It's full of lurking pedophiles who have a fetish for jet sprays, overweight Indian transvestites, and mentally challenged obese Asian children who enjoy a taste of incest by copping a feel now and then underwater.
No actually it's a few incidents that my sister, Yura, had experienced at the local swimming pool recently. Disturbing incidents.
The first of which contains a typical Kiwi male. He was wearing one of those short short swimming trunks - you know the ones that are actually meant for women. Anyway, Yura was in the spa with our grandma and some other folks who wanted to get away from the daily stress (only to be confronted by a thousand screaming kids doing cannonballs) when the man got out of the kiddy pool full to the brim with splashing and laughing children and promptly stepped into the spa. It was then when Yura got a fit of giggles that proceeded to torture her for the rest of the incident.
The man had one fucking huge hard on.
That's right Ladies and Gentlemen. A man stepped into the spa with a huge hard on for the whole world to admire after coming out of the kiddy pool. And to add insult to injury, the man then proceeded to step in front one of those jet spray things that shoot out water in the spa. But he wasn't looking for a nice back massage from the jet sprays. No siree. According to Yura, the man had stood up, faced the jet spray, and enjoyed a nice water massage on his already hard cock. You can imagine how hilariously disturbing this was to my eleven-year-old sister. It sure was to me. And I wasn't even there.
After that you wouldn't think that anything else would happen. But something just as disturbing was walking over to the kiddy pool. An Indian male who was overweight and sporting a chest full of lovely thick hair was wearing something so horrible, so disgusting and revolting, that I'm surprised Yura hadn't drowned herself after seeing it.
The man was wearing a G-String.
A tiny, purple, G-String. In any other case it would be sexy. (If the Indian man was a hot chick.) But unfortunately, it wasn't. And unfortunately the man had one of those huge packages that is hard to stop staring at. Especially since he was flaunting it around in a tiny G-string.
But this post isn't restricted to men. It also applies to freakishly weird Asian kids.
I'm not saying we were all normal when we were young. Yours sincerely was one of the weirdest kids on the block. Actually, I am still quite weird. But let's not get into that, shall we?
Yura was in the kiddy pool when she realized she was being stalked by an obese Korean boy. Imagine the fattest person you know. Now imagine that person half naked and in a swimming pool. Now Asian-ize that person. Congragulations! You've just got yourself an obese Korean boy!
After managing to escape from the boy's clutches, my sister was swimming underwater when she saw the weirdest sight she had ever seen in the last ten minutes. A thirteen-year-old Asian girl and presumably her younger sister who was my sister's age were feeling each other up underwater.
Now, I know that young children are discovering themselves and all that shit - but it still freaks the shit out of me 101. The younger sister was actually just as obese as the Korean boy and her elder sister was having some fun time moulding shapes out of her fat.
Funnily enough, these sisters were also sisters of the obese Korean boy. I am so, extremely proud of my Asian heritage. Who said we were boring, skinny nerds? When we know perfectly well there are thousands of us obese freaks who love swimming with our half naked siblings.
In any case, I had a good laugh at these stories and it made me realize how dangerous a swimming pool could be to a person who actually treasures their innocence.
Kids, don't go near your local swimming pool. It's full of lurking pedophiles who have a fetish for jet sprays, overweight Indian transvestites, and mentally challenged obese Asian children who enjoy a taste of incest by copping a feel now and then underwater.