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Some stupid survey I stole off Skidz, cuz I'm bored as fuck...
A-If you could be any ANIMAL in the ocean:
A German Shepard... those dogs are so badass.
B-Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself?
The Clash - London Calling cd
C-What COUNTRIES have you been to?
Never left the US
D-What is your favorite ride at DISNEYLAND?
Never been
E-Do you believe in ESP?
Kinda.
F-Have you ever FAKED an orgasm?
Just fuckin around yah.
G-Have you ever fired a real GUN?
Nah.. I wanna though.
H-On a scale of 1-10, how HORNY are you?
32 and a 1/2
I-Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or guilty?
I think he's innocent. I mean if he really did molest little kids, why let your kid stay there?
J-Do you wear JEWELRY?
Lock n' chain, and a little ball n chain necklace. And my wristbands if those count.
K-Have you ever KILLED an animal?
Not to my knowledge
L-What was the LAST thing you mailed?
A package to Mike Welfare
M-Who is your favorite MUPPET character?
Gonzo, for sure.
N-Have you ever been to a NUDE bar?
Not yet.
O-Regarding ORAL sex, would you rather give or recieve?
Receive
P-Did you attend PRESCHOOL?
Yah
Q-Do you know what a QUAHOG is?
It's a big-ass clam, that's fuckin bomb.
R-Have you ever RIDDEN a horse?
Yah
S-Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life?
Soccer and baseball when I was mad young.
T-Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's TAXES?
Parents pay em, not me.
U-Do you own an UMBRELLA?
Prolly...
V-Do you exercise your right to VOTE?
Not 18 yet.
W-What's you ideal WEATHER forecast?
A nice day, not too hot, not too cold.
X-What was your last X-RAY u had taken?
My teeth.
Y- Do you own a YELLOW shirt?
Nah
Z -How many ZIP codes have you lived in?
One.
1st-Who was your FIRST boyfriend/girlfriend?
Karisa.
2nd-Name something that you placed 2ND in:
I dunno.
3rd-What school did you attend in the 3RD grade?
Avery Elementary
4th-Who is your best friend:
Prolly Cory, and all the guys in the band.
A-If you could be any ANIMAL in the ocean:
A German Shepard... those dogs are so badass.
B-Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself?
The Clash - London Calling cd
C-What COUNTRIES have you been to?
Never left the US
D-What is your favorite ride at DISNEYLAND?
Never been
E-Do you believe in ESP?
Kinda.
F-Have you ever FAKED an orgasm?
Just fuckin around yah.
G-Have you ever fired a real GUN?
Nah.. I wanna though.
H-On a scale of 1-10, how HORNY are you?
32 and a 1/2
I-Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or guilty?
I think he's innocent. I mean if he really did molest little kids, why let your kid stay there?
J-Do you wear JEWELRY?
Lock n' chain, and a little ball n chain necklace. And my wristbands if those count.
K-Have you ever KILLED an animal?
Not to my knowledge
L-What was the LAST thing you mailed?
A package to Mike Welfare
M-Who is your favorite MUPPET character?
Gonzo, for sure.
N-Have you ever been to a NUDE bar?
Not yet.
O-Regarding ORAL sex, would you rather give or recieve?
Receive
P-Did you attend PRESCHOOL?
Yah
Q-Do you know what a QUAHOG is?
It's a big-ass clam, that's fuckin bomb.
R-Have you ever RIDDEN a horse?
Yah
S-Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life?
Soccer and baseball when I was mad young.
T-Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's TAXES?
Parents pay em, not me.
U-Do you own an UMBRELLA?
Prolly...
V-Do you exercise your right to VOTE?
Not 18 yet.
W-What's you ideal WEATHER forecast?
A nice day, not too hot, not too cold.
X-What was your last X-RAY u had taken?
My teeth.
Y- Do you own a YELLOW shirt?
Nah
Z -How many ZIP codes have you lived in?
One.
1st-Who was your FIRST boyfriend/girlfriend?
Karisa.
2nd-Name something that you placed 2ND in:
I dunno.
3rd-What school did you attend in the 3RD grade?
Avery Elementary
4th-Who is your best friend:
Prolly Cory, and all the guys in the band.