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[useless_puppy]

Guess what, everyone?

Sick of studying? Sick of exams? Sick of life? Well, then join...

THE EXAM UNION STRIKE!!

From now on, we are not going to do exams, HA!

((...Teachers, feel free to make fun at him for that XD He's not exactly the brightest, now is he?))

Comments

[idinmadness]

[snerk] Well now~ Creative, but honestly quite worthless if you ask me.

How well do you think this is going to work? I am dying to know~ >3

[useless_puppy]

Well...Uh...If enough people don't come back, you won't get the funding to run the school! Then it'll have to be shut down! ALL BECAUSE OF EXAMS!!!

((...My muse has such amusing logic...))

[idinmadness]

...You are quite the act! I must say, your logic...it fails, just as much as you and your peers will if you dont take the exams. >3

Then you will be forcing the future students of Hogwarts into quite the situation. Would you really like to be blamed for the downfall of such a wonderful school and students that have not even joined yet?

How very sad for you.

[XD Its Jou, what more do you want? XD]

[useless_puppy]

...Well...There are other schools?

...It wouldn't be my fault! It would be your fault for putting us through torture!!! Hear that? TORTURE!!!

[idinmadness]

Touture is perfectly fine~ I can show you true torture though if you please~ >3

Which will of course happen if you dont take the exams~ I assure you, would you like me to describe it for you little fool?

[useless_puppy]

0.0;;; No thanks...Can I not take the exams and not have torture? D=

[idinmadness]

No I am afraid, you must suffer through one, so please, choose one now, or I can just administer both.

[useless_puppy]

But I don't like either!!! D= what kind of torture is it?

[idinmadness]

Oh the most horrid kind, from picking up after creatures to hanging you by your toenails from the astronomy tower~ There are so many options.

[useless_puppy]

...Fine, I'll sit through the bloody exams >/

[idinmadness]

...Good dog. >3

See you at the exams~