✖ video ☢ oo4; ✖ [ 4th wall event ]
Excuse me, Johto!
[ Serious face is very, very serious. ]
You may have heard a few rumors spreading around, and I'm here to clear things up.
Obviously, we have a rapist in Johto.
Apparently, he climbs into unsuspecting windows late at night, snatching people -- and I mean anyone -- up, and then proceeds to try and rape them. This is a very serious subject, and we are trying our best to get it under control, but obviously, we ask that you proceed with caution.
Please, hide your children, hide your loved ones. I repeat, hide your children and your loved ones. And once more for good measure-- hide your children, and your loved ones. And maybe most disturbingly, hide your Pokémon, because he is raping everybody out here.
To the rapist in question -- let me just say this. You don't have to confess -- turning yourself in in not necessary. We are looking for you, and we will find you. So you can run and tell that to anyone who might listen... homeboy.
We are apparently dealing with a rather uneducated rapist here -- we've got both his T-shirt and his finger prints. Seriously, this man is so dumb, for real. One victim of the rapist's attacks claims that, "she was attacked by some idiot in the projects" which can only support the his questionable intelligence.
We ask the public to be aware of what this man looks like, and call "June" if you see him, or anyone closely resembling him. He's been described as around 5'9" to 5'10", a coffee complexion, his hair being low cut like caesar, with a few little waves on his head. His face is supposedly clean cut and very smooth.
... we aren't too sure what that means either. I'll be looking into that shortly.
In addition, we also have, as I have stated, his T-shirt as well as his scent and shoe size, so it shouldn't take too long to uncover this horrible guy!
Thanks for listening, and if you have anything to report or any questions, my name is June! You can reach me anytime.
[ CLICK. ]
[ ooc : as the cut implies, this post is filled with Bed Intruder references! Please be mindful when looking over this post since it does involve touchy, emotional subjects, the most explicit one being forced sexual encounters. Thank you so much! ]
[ Serious face is very, very serious. ]
You may have heard a few rumors spreading around, and I'm here to clear things up.
Obviously, we have a rapist in Johto.
Apparently, he climbs into unsuspecting windows late at night, snatching people -- and I mean anyone -- up, and then proceeds to try and rape them. This is a very serious subject, and we are trying our best to get it under control, but obviously, we ask that you proceed with caution.
Please, hide your children, hide your loved ones. I repeat, hide your children and your loved ones. And once more for good measure-- hide your children, and your loved ones. And maybe most disturbingly, hide your Pokémon, because he is raping everybody out here.
To the rapist in question -- let me just say this. You don't have to confess -- turning yourself in in not necessary. We are looking for you, and we will find you. So you can run and tell that to anyone who might listen... homeboy.
We are apparently dealing with a rather uneducated rapist here -- we've got both his T-shirt and his finger prints. Seriously, this man is so dumb, for real. One victim of the rapist's attacks claims that, "she was attacked by some idiot in the projects" which can only support the his questionable intelligence.
We ask the public to be aware of what this man looks like, and call "June" if you see him, or anyone closely resembling him. He's been described as around 5'9" to 5'10", a coffee complexion, his hair being low cut like caesar, with a few little waves on his head. His face is supposedly clean cut and very smooth.
... we aren't too sure what that means either. I'll be looking into that shortly.
In addition, we also have, as I have stated, his T-shirt as well as his scent and shoe size, so it shouldn't take too long to uncover this horrible guy!
Thanks for listening, and if you have anything to report or any questions, my name is June! You can reach me anytime.
[ CLICK. ]
[ ooc : as the cut implies, this post is filled with Bed Intruder references! Please be mindful when looking over this post since it does involve touchy, emotional subjects, the most explicit one being forced sexual encounters. Thank you so much! ]