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[012] [Video/Action] Making the rest of Johto feel good about their lives since September 2010

Dec 30, 2010 13:38

[People in Violet City might be feeling a bit of a stench right now. How fortunate the ones who are only seeing this through their PokéGear.]

Hey, everyone! Sorry I haven't been saying much and thanks for all the gifts, really, but let's talk about that later! I think I have a problem!

Everyone got an egg outta nowhere on Christmas day, right? [He ( Read more... )

!ic, unintelligible screaming, chronic bad luck

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[action] quickattackjack December 30 2010, 14:26:06 UTC

[Who comes tripping along? It's Jack on a mission! He's got his ornery Hoothoot on his shoulder, determined to form a bond with the bird that does not involve screaming.

He's been seeing some baby pokemon pop up on his gear, so naturally he's curious when he spies Donald with his new bundle of stank. He doesn't know the fellow but...WHO CARES? ITS A NEW POKEMON TO INVESTIGATE!]

Hey there! I see---

[AND THEN HE SMELLED IT.

D8

DB]

N-nevermind.

[action] usedthrash December 30 2010, 14:34:30 UTC

[Donald doesn't know you either, but HE DOESN'T PARTICULARLY CARE RIGHT NOW.]

Wait. Waaaaaait! Don't leave me alone with this thing!

[action] quickattackjack December 30 2010, 14:36:26 UTC

[O-oh no! Well...running away and gagging would be RUDE so...he just pulls his scarf up over his nose and offers up a broken, unseen smile.

Taking it from the top!]

I-I see you've got a new pokemon...sure is interesting!

[Doc fluffs his feathers up and buries his head under his wing. BLECK.]

[action] ... That face is the best usedthrash December 30 2010, 14:52:23 UTC

[Donald's laugh right now is unsettlingly rigid.]

...

You want it?

[action] JACK DOES NOT WANT quickattackjack December 30 2010, 14:59:00 UTC

[Jack raises both hands and takes a step back.]

I couldn't! That's-- your Christmas present isn't it? From Sandyclaws?

[They all showed up mysteriously on the same day. Christmas. WHO ELSE was he going to figure did it?]

I don't think I could take care of two little ones anyhow. Ahah.

[Oh god it was getting through the scarf. KHOOFF! Aaaand taking another step back! DON'T MIND HIM!]

[action] usedthrash December 30 2010, 15:38:18 UTC

Sandy--? Ahh, I could never give this little monster to you anyway...

[... Is it walking nearer to Jack? Yes. Yes, it is NEARING.]

[action] quickattackjack December 30 2010, 16:38:29 UTC

[It-- it smelled AWFUL. But...Jack did like animals. And the thing was practically an infant. It didn't know it smelled horrible. Wait. IDEA. DOC, IT'S TIME TO SOCIALIZE!

He crouches down, then plucks the Hoothoot from his shoulder and holds him out like a feathery shield.]

Say hello, Doc!

[Jack holds his breath and keeps a firm grip on the owl that is slowly turning colors.]

What are you going to call it?

[action] usedthrash December 30 2010, 16:49:22 UTC

[The newborn Stunky just tilts its head in response.

Meanwhile, Donald is pondering what to call it-- after a few moments of consideration, he grins almost malevolently.]

Gladstone.

[action] quickattackjack December 30 2010, 16:51:54 UTC

[Doc's huge orange eyes water as Jack bobs him up and down. Babies liked that, didn't they? A few feathers fell out of him.]

That sounds like a good name! Er...what is it anyway? I've never seen one like that before.

[Kh-HACK

Jack hoped HIS new pokemon wouldn't stink this bad ;-;]

[action] usedthrash December 30 2010, 16:58:56 UTC

[Gladstone is now pawing at Doc. Paw paw paw.]

... I have no idea.

[action] quickattackjack December 30 2010, 17:01:47 UTC

[Doc grows tired of this quickly and lets out one of those awful owly hisses, but it's quickly interrupted by Jack shaking him.]

Doc. No. Hold on. Let's see...

[He stuffs the unruly owl under one arm like a football and tugs out his 'Gear, eager to learn what the stinky little critter is.]

[action] usedthrash December 30 2010, 17:14:22 UTC

[WRONG CHOICE, DOC. Gladstone lets out some more of his noxious gasses, though they don't seem to be particularly noticeable right now...]

So what does it say?

[action] XD OH GOD quickattackjack December 30 2010, 17:18:00 UTC

[Jack's Poke'gear rambles out a short description and displays a picture.]

STUNKY, the skunk Pokemon. The foul fluid from its rear is so revolting that it can make people feel queasy up to a mile and a quarter away.

That's...great. A Stunky, huh?

[action] usedthrash December 30 2010, 17:46:04 UTC

Do you think this thing is rare? If it's been hunted to extinction, I'd understand why.

[action] quickattackjack December 30 2010, 17:52:07 UTC

[Jack shrugs and reaches out to carefully pat the little Stunky on the head. It...it wasn't so bad. Khaff. He decides to ignore Donald's grim remark. He was in too good of a mood!]

I wouldn't know. I've never seen one before, but I see new Pokemon ever day. I hope my egg hatches soon.

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