[[Today you are greeted with another Pokemon. This time it's the happy face of Guile, who is chittering away at the camera. For those of you who are human, all you're going to here is "Eee! Eeveeee eeee!"
But for a certain bunny of which whom this was really supposed to be addressed to (not that Guile knows how to filter these), she's babbling on about how happy her mommy seems to be. "Caseeeee you have to seeee! Mommeeeee is so happeeee! You should meeeeet this nice new person sheeeee did! I theeeeenk you'll like him too!"
And when she finally moves away from the camera, anyone glancing at their gear is greeted by the following.
Doc Scratch teaching Rose how to dance. Why are they in matching formal wear? Who knows. Obviously not the Eevee filming it. The dance can easily be identified as the tango after a few moments of watching.]]
No, no, that's not it. The sidesteps go like this. You have to close your legs back after each one.
[[With a concentrated look, Rose watched his example, and then amended her own steps.]]
Ah, so more like this?
[[They continue with a nod from Scratch.]]
Yes, that's right. Remember to roll your feet on the walking steps. Ahh...no, you don't shift your weight over on that last step.
[[Pausing, she tried again, avoiding shifting her weight as she had been cautioned to with a thoughtful hum.]]
I've a feeling it will take quite a few lessons to learn this, won't it?
More than likely, yes. However, I have the patience for it if you do. It seems you have the basic step pattern down, at the very least. Let us give it one more run before moving on.
[[With a nod, she complies, taking position and allowing herself to be led into the steps.
And because Guile is a good camera-Eevee, the feed will continue. Of course, this doesn't mean none of them will notice a ping from a response. Interrupt away.]]