Tenth Fuck - pinned to the fourth wall
[Once upon a time, you might have seen Panty attempt something along the lines of removing her underwear for no reason whatsoever. ... No, not THAT reason. Instead, there is a giant monster made of disgusting, filthy, shit wandering around the streets of Johto. ... But we're all used to Panty's Muk by now.
Oh, but next to that, there's also a real giant monster around, buuuut Panty is taking care of it. Which is why we have to bring up the issue of her removing her underwear like so, with all the added effects - to a very catchy theme song! With a single bullet, the monster is blown to pieces, leaving a lone angel floating in mid-air, looking rather surreal for a few moments... Before she takes a turn for the gleeful about this whole thing.]
Heh... Heh heh... H-HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAM! FUCK YES! Look at me now, fuckers! Panty is back in business!! You thought you were all hot shit, saying I wasn't an angel-- Shit, I'll pop a cap in your ass if you try saying it again now!
Maybe now Stockin' and the rest of those limp-dicked fucks will have shown up! Hell, maybe I'll finally be able to blow this boring ass popsicle stand and go home. [Panty gives the camera/anyone nearby the finger, loud and proud.] You virgins have noooo idea how much I miss Daten City. You're all-- [a beat] Most of you are all a bunch of pussies.
[STILL on a bit of a high here, Panty whistles and, in such a good mood, points her gun at her Muk and shoots it point-blank in-between its eyes. ... Sadly, the bullet just kind of gets absorbed into the slime.]
... Fuck! Well, you can't win 'em all in one day. [She sighs, glaring at her oh so loving Muk who is staring at her adoringly. Clearly the bullet was a token of her love.] I'm gonna figure out how to kill you one of these days, got it Shitstain? So don't be surprised when you melt or burn up or some other really horrible crap!
... So! Who else is loving the fuck out of whatever is going on here?
[Did I mention her theme song is still playing? Panty won't notice a thing if you mention it though.]
Oh, but next to that, there's also a real giant monster around, buuuut Panty is taking care of it. Which is why we have to bring up the issue of her removing her underwear like so, with all the added effects - to a very catchy theme song! With a single bullet, the monster is blown to pieces, leaving a lone angel floating in mid-air, looking rather surreal for a few moments... Before she takes a turn for the gleeful about this whole thing.]
Heh... Heh heh... H-HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAM! FUCK YES! Look at me now, fuckers! Panty is back in business!! You thought you were all hot shit, saying I wasn't an angel-- Shit, I'll pop a cap in your ass if you try saying it again now!
Maybe now Stockin' and the rest of those limp-dicked fucks will have shown up! Hell, maybe I'll finally be able to blow this boring ass popsicle stand and go home. [Panty gives the camera/anyone nearby the finger, loud and proud.] You virgins have noooo idea how much I miss Daten City. You're all-- [a beat] Most of you are all a bunch of pussies.
[STILL on a bit of a high here, Panty whistles and, in such a good mood, points her gun at her Muk and shoots it point-blank in-between its eyes. ... Sadly, the bullet just kind of gets absorbed into the slime.]
... Fuck! Well, you can't win 'em all in one day. [She sighs, glaring at her oh so loving Muk who is staring at her adoringly. Clearly the bullet was a token of her love.] I'm gonna figure out how to kill you one of these days, got it Shitstain? So don't be surprised when you melt or burn up or some other really horrible crap!
... So! Who else is loving the fuck out of whatever is going on here?
[Did I mention her theme song is still playing? Panty won't notice a thing if you mention it though.]