Second Seal: [Accidental Video] Fourth Wall antics ahoy!
[The first thing that comes into view is ground, followed by wild images of very pissed off sages and pretty much all of Ecruteak city as the sages guarding Bell Tower chase two very drunk ninja all across town! There is taunting of a very childish sort, and two of the sages have clearly been pantsed er, robed? Their robes have been pulled loose, anyway! Another one is missing his prayer beads to wave angrily at the two ninja.
But all things must come to an end and eventually Jiraiya and Tsunade outrun them and flee to a roof. Jiraiya pulls himself up onto a roof and flops with a laugh. The gear skitters a little and finally comes to rest, showing both of them at an awkward angle.]
I think we finally lost them!
You think so? I'm surprised for such old guys they can run that fast.
[It doesn't take Tsunade long to pull herself up after him, catching her breath from the whole ridiculous charade.]
Hah, they're even older than we are! [Jiraiya laughs and rolls over to face her.] That was fun; we should do it again sometime.
They are. But they're in pretty good shape. [Tsunade huffs a little at him, pulling her knees to her chest when she sits down.] Perhaps when we're a little more prepared?
[That's a still-drunk leer from Jiraiya.] We'll just have to sneak around them next time. There must be a way around their little guard post! [He laughs for a while] By the way, pulling that one's robe open was beautiful.
[His face softens and he reaches out to stroke a piece of her hair back into place.] You're beautiful, Tsunade.
Exactly! [Her voice was almost a chirp, though she pauses when he decides to move that piece of hair. There's the tiniest hint of a blush, shifting away from the hand.] Don't say stupid things, Jiraiya.
If it's stupid, then I'm proud to be stupid. [Jiraiya still has that soft expression.] I always regretted...
[What was Jiraiya up to now? Tsunade isn't sure, though she is sure she's feeling a tiny bit uncomfortable with him being straight-forward like this.] Regretted what?
[Jiraiya looks up at the sky for a minute] I was too much of a coward to ask, and then I lost my chance--
[He looks back at her, leaning in a little.] But this place is for second chances, no?
I suppose so, yes...
[Tsunade trails off a bit, not immediately caring about the fact he's leaning closer to her, though she's curious as to where he's getting with all of this nonsense.]
I'm going to take that chance before it slips away again. [He puts a hand on her shoulder.] Marry me, Tsunade!
[Excuse her while she just kind of stares at him. In the back of her mind there's a nagging feeling, but it takes her a moment or two to actually register what happened.] ... Wait, what.
((OOC: Aftermath of this post! Jiraiya is in blue and Tsunade is in green! They just tried to break into Bell (or Tin) Tower and got chased by the sages guarding the place. Drunken and Fourth Wall antics are go!))
But all things must come to an end and eventually Jiraiya and Tsunade outrun them and flee to a roof. Jiraiya pulls himself up onto a roof and flops with a laugh. The gear skitters a little and finally comes to rest, showing both of them at an awkward angle.]
I think we finally lost them!
You think so? I'm surprised for such old guys they can run that fast.
[It doesn't take Tsunade long to pull herself up after him, catching her breath from the whole ridiculous charade.]
Hah, they're even older than we are! [Jiraiya laughs and rolls over to face her.] That was fun; we should do it again sometime.
They are. But they're in pretty good shape. [Tsunade huffs a little at him, pulling her knees to her chest when she sits down.] Perhaps when we're a little more prepared?
[That's a still-drunk leer from Jiraiya.] We'll just have to sneak around them next time. There must be a way around their little guard post! [He laughs for a while] By the way, pulling that one's robe open was beautiful.
[His face softens and he reaches out to stroke a piece of her hair back into place.] You're beautiful, Tsunade.
Exactly! [Her voice was almost a chirp, though she pauses when he decides to move that piece of hair. There's the tiniest hint of a blush, shifting away from the hand.] Don't say stupid things, Jiraiya.
If it's stupid, then I'm proud to be stupid. [Jiraiya still has that soft expression.] I always regretted...
[What was Jiraiya up to now? Tsunade isn't sure, though she is sure she's feeling a tiny bit uncomfortable with him being straight-forward like this.] Regretted what?
[Jiraiya looks up at the sky for a minute] I was too much of a coward to ask, and then I lost my chance--
[He looks back at her, leaning in a little.] But this place is for second chances, no?
I suppose so, yes...
[Tsunade trails off a bit, not immediately caring about the fact he's leaning closer to her, though she's curious as to where he's getting with all of this nonsense.]
I'm going to take that chance before it slips away again. [He puts a hand on her shoulder.] Marry me, Tsunade!
[Excuse her while she just kind of stares at him. In the back of her mind there's a nagging feeling, but it takes her a moment or two to actually register what happened.] ... Wait, what.
((OOC: Aftermath of this post! Jiraiya is in blue and Tsunade is in green! They just tried to break into Bell (or Tin) Tower and got chased by the sages guarding the place. Drunken and Fourth Wall antics are go!))