.003 [video]

Nov 17, 2010 23:43

[The feed cuts in focused on Thing the Hoppip who is gliding around looking derpy, like she's been doing all the time the past couple of weeks. A Sentret is fruitlessly jumping for her, flailing about with its tail and puny arms, trying to strike Thing. It's not going very well]

[The view flips around, coming to rest on the blue haired, all-black eyed artificial being with anger management-issues we all know we love. For once, he isn't screaming into the 'Gear how lovel- OHGODWHATISTHIS?!]

[Oh, Stitch smiled. A MONSTROUS not very friendly-looking SHARK-TOOTHED smile.]

I trained stupid Thing. Look.

[He aims the camera at Thing again, who is still floating along out of the Sentret's reach.]

DO THAT PURPLE STUFF!

[Lo and behold, the Derppip reacts and a thick purple cloud of spores exudes from the leaves on Thing's head, slowly descending onto the Sentret.]

See. She listen to me. And isn't useless anymore.
Look now.

[The view shifts and shuffles as he walks closer to the Sentret, then zooms in on it.]

[The quite one-sided battle goes on, with the camera focused on the Sentret all the while.]

[First, it just looks tired... Then its movements go sluggish. And after a few agonizing minutes, it collapses on the ground.]

location: route 30, thing is useful, pokémon abuse, !video, !ic, *heather, peta's gonna kill me, lookit mah teefers, sadist!stitch, still a derppip

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