Nov 17, 2010 23:43
[The feed cuts in focused on Thing the Hoppip who is gliding around looking derpy, like she's been doing all the time the past couple of weeks. A Sentret is fruitlessly jumping for her, flailing about with its tail and puny arms, trying to strike Thing. It's not going very well]
[The view flips around, coming to rest on the blue haired, all-black eyed artificial being with anger management-issues we all know we love. For once, he isn't screaming into the 'Gear how lovel- OHGODWHATISTHIS?!]
[Oh, Stitch smiled. A MONSTROUS not very friendly-looking SHARK-TOOTHED smile.]
I trained stupid Thing. Look.
[He aims the camera at Thing again, who is still floating along out of the Sentret's reach.]
DO THAT PURPLE STUFF!
[Lo and behold, the Derppip reacts and a thick purple cloud of spores exudes from the leaves on Thing's head, slowly descending onto the Sentret.]
See. She listen to me. And isn't useless anymore.
Look now.
[The view shifts and shuffles as he walks closer to the Sentret, then zooms in on it.]
[The quite one-sided battle goes on, with the camera focused on the Sentret all the while.]
[First, it just looks tired... Then its movements go sluggish. And after a few agonizing minutes, it collapses on the ground.]
location: route 30,
thing is useful,
pokémon abuse,
!video,
!ic,
*heather,
peta's gonna kill me,
lookit mah teefers,
sadist!stitch,
still a derppip