Entry ??? [Fourth Wall]

[usedsuitup]

[Barney Stinson is bored. And a Bored Barney is a troublesome Barney. So, he's just exploring Goldenrod today, looking for something to do about his boredom

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[nichirinnoshita]

This world is maddening! Why this bother over bonding with Pokemon?!

[He is a rather mad okra, so please excuse him nearly shouting with apoplexy into the gear.]

[audio]

[usedsuitup]

[Barney is just going to be annoyingly charming. For now at least]

Because they're cute? And make great pets? That's the best I got.

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[nichirinnoshita]

Decoration then. Nothing more than accessories. Is that what you mean? Something that appeals to the lowliest of pawn's sense of wide eyed wonder.

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[usedsuitup]

Well, considering some of them breathe fire or water, I wouldn't just call them accessories. Not to mention this whole world revolves around them.

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[nichirinnoshita]

I am the child of the sun. Creatures being able to breathe fire or water is of no consequence to me. This world could stand to have less of a focus on them.

[Can you tell that he's got a lot of pent up frustration?]

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[usedsuitup]

Considering this world revolves around them, I don't think that's happening bro.

[Oh yeah. Well, hopefully Barney can help you deal with that.]

Seems the only way to get anywhere is to care about pokemon deeply.

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[nichirinnoshita]

Surely that's a perfectly good waste of sentiment.

[audio]

[usedsuitup]

Not really. It's kind of like having a pet.

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[nichirinnoshita]

Tell me of your experience then. Of treating Pokemon as pets. This is a new idea to me.

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[usedsuitup]

Seriously? Well, I just sort of treated them like they used to on the TV show. You know, talk to them, feed them, make sure they get enough love and care. They have personalities so it's not hard.