Entry 22 [Phone calls. oh so many phone calls]

[usedsuitup]

"RING RING!

RING RING!"

Hear that, Johto? That's the sound of your phone ringing.

Pick up.

Comments

[serpensrex]

Hello? Who is thisssssssss?

[itsthebutz]

Dude! Dude! You know my Bidoof? I was fighting a Zubat the other day, but my Bidoof was too powerful for it so it KO'd it before I could catch it.

So I'm thinkin' I should make some new strategies so he doesn't destroy everything he attacks. But...maybe I don't need another Pokemon if Bidoof is so strong, y'know?

[serpensrex]

Your what? Who is this?

[itsthebutz]

My Bidoof! You know, the best Pokemon ever? Sentrets are cool too though.

[So the Commander gets a slight video feed of a Bidoof shoved up in front of the screen.]

[serpensrex]

That? The best Pokemon ever? This must be some ssssort of joke! It looks harmless!

[itsthebutz]

Dude, did you not just hear me? He destroyed a Zubat! That ain't harmless!

[serpensrex]

That's hardly impressive! Almost anything can take out a Zubat!

[itsthebutz]

Ohhh but you didn't see this Zubat! It was like...huge and had giant, razor-sharp teeth! Real vicious. That's why I wanted to catch it!

But my Bidoof annihilated it like it was nothing. He's not in the top percentage of Bidoofs for nothing!

[serpensrex]

...you mean a Golbat?

[itsthebutz]

No, man! It was a Zubat! That's why it's so amazing!

[serpensrex]

There's no such thing as a giant Zubat!

[itsthebutz]

Tell that to the giant Zubat that Bidoof took down!

[serpensrex]

I would if it existed!

[itsthebutz]

Well it does, so there.

Believe me or not, I still know what happened.

[serpensrex]

I still think you're making thissss up!

[Grumbling.]

Why are you even telling me all this? I don't even know you!

[itsthebutz]

[So he's just going to drop the Zubat subject...very unsubtly.]

Because everyone needs to know about how awesome my Bidoof is!