Entry 22 [Phone calls. oh so many phone calls]

[usedsuitup]

"RING RING!

RING RING!"

Hear that, Johto? That's the sound of your phone ringing.

Pick up.

Comments

How can I not? This guy seems to be the only one not possessed XD

[meatysoviet]

[Sleep is good. It's a really good thing.

However, he's not getting any now because for some reason his damn 'Gear is ringing.

He'll figure our how to answer it, give him a minute.]

Ngh- Hmm? Am listening.

:D

[usedsuitup]

So, you know my sentret? Well, I've been thinking that it's not like other Sentrets.

I think it might be in the top percentage of sentrets!

[meatysoviet]

Whuh-?

Sentret? The shit is sentret?

'Sentret, the Scout Pokémon. Sentret is able to see great distances by rising up on its tail. When it spots an enemy, or any kind of danger, it emits a loud, shrill cry as a warning.'

... You ring me at... Whatever 'o' clock just to tell me about overrated meerkat?

'OverratedMeercat is not in the Pokédex database. To get information on OverratedMeercat follow the following procedure--'

[Soviet will obviously just be very pissed at both Barney and the Pokédex function on his 'Gear.]

[usedsuitup]

Well yeah! It's a top percentage Sentret! I gotta tell everyone how we won all our battles.

Barney's :D face keeps cracking me up

[meatysoviet]

Top percenta- What does that even MEAN?

I know right? Especially given what's happened. It's perfect.

[usedsuitup]

It means he's the best of the best! The most awesome pokemon ever! Not like any other sentret.

[meatysoviet]

[He's just going to humor the other man on the phone now, hoping he'll let him go back to sleep if he does.]

And... How was coming to this conclusion? And why was ringing ME about it?

[usedsuitup]

Well, because we beat so many pokemon today. Like zubat and rattata! I just had to tell everyone!

[meatysoviet]

...

[He's just going to... Stare at the Gear, before turning it off. Stupid Sentrets and top percentages and hassafrassanphmfgmphlesnarfsnarf.]

[usedsuitup]

[Ring ring!]

[meatysoviet]

[WADSDFGAsdfsffffff-

He picks up the 'Gear and answers the call--]

GO. AWAY.

[--Only to turn put the phone down once he's said what he wants to.]

...

[Sleep. Sounds good man~]

I apologize for this

[usedsuitup]

[Ring ring!]

Don't- this is hilarious.

[meatysoviet]

...

[... Y? Y U DO THIS? ; A ;]

...

[He'll let it ring, and ring... And ring... And ring before slowly answering the 'Gear.]

Tell me what to say and will say it, just let me sleep.

[Because he is too tired to threaten face twisting and body stomping right now.]

[usedsuitup]

Just agree with me that sentret, and my sentret in particular, are awesome.

[meatysoviet]

Do you PROMISE not to call again?

[usedsuitup]

Maybe?