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Entry 19 {Video]

May 19, 2011 22:30

[Barney appears on the screen, looking rather chipper and like a cat that just ate the canary, but that's normal for the Barnacle.]

You know, Johto, I've been doing some thinking. And it has been way way to quiet around here. I mean, it's nice that I have a decent city to live in with a decent job, even though it isn't New York or my job, but I'm ( Read more... )

totally knows what he's doing. *larry, *heather mason, *romano, legen wait for it dary, *storm, business as usual, barney's blog, *smoker, the barnacle

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[Video] foolishwren May 22 2011, 01:36:06 UTC

[You know, the funny thing is, Heather might have actually shown up if this had happened a couple months ago. But with her dad in town... any desire to do wild partying is more or less quenched.]

Gonna turn the town upside-down, huh?

[Video] usedsuitup May 22 2011, 03:14:13 UTC

That's the plan. It'll be legendary! You coming?

[Video] foolishwren May 23 2011, 01:45:06 UTC

Mn... nah, I think I'll pass this time.

[Video] usedsuitup May 23 2011, 02:37:20 UTC

[Shock]

Seriously? It's gonna be awesome!

[Video] foolishwren May 23 2011, 03:21:17 UTC

I'm sure.

But I got other stuff to do.

[Plus, y'know, her old man's in town... and she's sort of trying to be a good kid for awhile. ... Or. You know. An okay kid. ... A mediocre kid, at least.]

[Video] usedsuitup May 23 2011, 03:28:42 UTC

[Obviously that means getting ridiculously drunk at a party]

What other stuff?

[Video] foolishwren May 23 2011, 20:36:36 UTC

[Yeah no.]

You know. Stuff.

Like spend time with my dead dad.

[Video] usedsuitup May 23 2011, 22:30:02 UTC

Bring him along to. As long as he promises not to eat brains or anything, we're good!

[Barney has met Harry. Upon hearing that Harry is dead this is clearly a logical conclusion]

[Video] foolishwren May 23 2011, 23:47:34 UTC

[... oh god did he really just suggest that.]

... You do not want my dad at your party.

[She literally cannot even imagine her father in the company of booze and strippers. She's pretty sure that those two things cannot coexist within a certain distance-- one of them would either wind up spontaneously ceasing to exist, or the world would explode.]

[Video] usedsuitup May 24 2011, 02:02:44 UTC

Why not? He a real party animal or something?

[Video] foolishwren May 24 2011, 20:07:53 UTC

He's my dad.

He used to try and cover my eyes whenever Victoria's Secret commercials came on TV.

He frowns whenever waitresses ask him if he wants to see the winelist.

He still thinks a 'dildo' is a kind of extinct bird.

You do not want him at your party.

[... Okay, most of that had been extremely exaggerated but the point remained the same.]

[Video] usedsuitup May 24 2011, 22:02:56 UTC

He clearly needs to be taught how to live. Don't worry! I'm on the case there!

[This is a man who does not take no for an answer]

[Video] foolishwren May 25 2011, 17:09:55 UTC

[So she's gathering.]

Barney.

Imagine trying to party with your dad.

If your dad was a party animal, then just try imagining partying with the least party-enjoying person you can possibly imagine.

And then add lemon-juice to all the punch and replace all the food with oatmeal. And no brown sugar.

That is what partying with my dad is like.

Leave him alone.

[Video] usedsuitup May 25 2011, 23:06:47 UTC

My dad's a TV star, so I think partying with him would be pretty awesome.

[He currently believes his father is Bob Barker.]

But if you're that insistent. Fine.

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