Entry 9 - Video

[usedsuitup]

[So, you probably didn't see much of  Barney the week. That was due to the fact that he to was hit by the event as well, and hasn't been doing very well since, not necessarily psychologically, but physically. Hallucinations did happen, and he was visited by a very haunting melody from his past that shall not be talked about, and basically, Ted and

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[video] >_<;; /nervous

[piccolo_tomate]

[Oh gross sick sounds. Just when he was getting to sleep too.]

...eeeeew.

[video] /hugs

[usedsuitup]

Yeah, no kidding. *cough cough sniff*

Sorry bro.

[video] <3

[piccolo_tomate]

Then next time don't talk into the box when you sound like that! ...I didn't think the things inside here could even get sick, that's weird, damn it... [Do not want sniffles or cold kthnx]

[video]

[usedsuitup]

[pause. Does no one here know what a computer is?]

Bro, I'm on the other side, *sniff* not in it. And I'm not sick. I stopped being sick and now I'm awesome.

[video]

[piccolo_tomate]

[Other side of--OH YEAH. Silly person, didn't know they were damned]

Sure. What's a bro? I'm not a bro. ...Name one awesome thing you did besides sounding like a dummy, dummy.

[video]

[usedsuitup]

Bro. You know, like brother, pal, buddy. You meet a guy, you don't know they are, you just, call 'em bro. Easy to remember and everything.

I've licked the Liberty Bell. You cannot get more awesome than that! That was legen-wait for it -dary. And I'm not a dummy, kid.

[video]

[piccolo_tomate]

...You talk funny. I'd just call you stupid, unless you were a really pretty girl.

What the hell's a Liberty Bell? ...My name's Romano, stupid.

[video]

[usedsuitup]

This funny talk's gotten me a lot of pretty girls. It works 83% of the time.

It's only one of the greatest American artifacts, and I'm the one who licked it first.

[Pause. Trying to think of a good comeback. Failure] Whatever, I'm Barney.

[video]

[piccolo_tomate]

Nuh-uh. I bet I could get way more pretty girls without sounding dumb.

...But there's nothing over there already! Except food and lots of gold and savages, but no artifacts.

[BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM-- wait no wrong show. Congrats sir, you've earned yourself a giggle or two from this young boy] ...Ehehehe~ your name sounds stupid~.

[video]

[usedsuitup]

Oh yeah, prove it! I slap-bet you that I can get more girls than you.

Whoa, what are you talking about? There's tons of stuff in America. That's why we're the best! Dunno what savages you're talking about. Unless they're from New Jersey or something. And I'll have you know that I come from a noble line! My ancestor was Barnabas Stinson the first, and he was a knight!

[Why yes some of this has been made up]

[video] I have not seen this until now ;A;

[piccolo_tomate]

Fine! I make a slap-bet too that I can do it better than you! [no idea what a slap-bet is]

[Too bad he believes about 2/3rds of it] What's a New Jersey? There are more things in Italy. Maybe when America gets more civilized people, it'll be better. ...A knight? Who did he work for, England?

[video] no worries

[usedsuitup]

[long story short, winner of the bet gets to slap the loser]
You're on.

New Jersey's a state in the US. Yeah, right. Italy's tiny, compared to home. Heck, there's probably more Italians in New York alone than in Italy, and trust me, America has more than enough civilized people.

Uh...yeah, he was totally from England!

[video] x3

[piccolo_tomate]

[Sounds like fun~]

There are already states there?! A-And I'm not tiny! I'm still growing, loser! I'll make my own New York and make it even bigger than the one in America.

Even though that guy is annoying, I guess being a knight for him is pretty good. Are you a knight?

[video]

[usedsuitup]

[snort that turns into a loud sniff and then a sneeze]

I'll believe that when I see it.

[And then there's a pause. Seems this kid'll believe anything]

Oh yeah, I'm totally a knight. Sir Barnabas Stinson the 14th. Barney for short.

[video] h-how do you put up with me? ;w; /clings

[piccolo_tomate]

[Oh gross. He makes a face]

You better believe it! I-It'll be a slap-bet too!

...[Oh yeah, he believes that] Whatever, stupid. I don't see your sword anywhere.

[video] I love their bickering.

[usedsuitup]

Fine, that'll be another bet. Now we just need a commissioner.

It's not like I brought it with me or anything! I was swordless when I ended up here. I can easily get a new one though.