Blog Entry 3

[usedsuitup]

[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]

So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?

Comments

[justicereigns]

Nice one. [Thumbs up.]

[usedsuitup]

Glad someone gets it. Thanks bro!

[justicereigns]

Oh, definitely.

If I wasn't surrounded by kids and a bird-woman that kick the hell out of my shins, I would have gone for one of the hot motorcycle cops myself, but the nurses are still definitely a good choice.

[usedsuitup]

Hot motorcycle cops?! I can't believe I missed them. Maybe this place isn't so bad after all.

Yeah, kids have way of making things awkward.

[justicereigns]

Mm-hm. The Officer Jennys. They've got this nice green hair, short mini-skirts. You should see them on the bikes.

[usedsuitup]

I will certainly keep an eye for them.

Wait...Jennys plural? As in more than one?

[justicereigns]

Yeah, it's this weird spooky thing about this place. Every major town has a Nurse Joy and an Officer Jenny. And they're identical to each other. Apparently they're all cousins.

[usedsuitup]

You don't say. [yeah, he's getting ideas]

[justicereigns]

If you're thinking of banging all of them though you should realize I'm pretty sure they talk to each other.

[usedsuitup]

That's probably true. I have ways of getting around that.

[justicereigns]

Oh? Fake IDs?

[usedsuitup]

Stuff like that, yeah.

[justicereigns]

Heh.

Smooth. [Sounds a bit sarcastic at that.]

[usedsuitup]

Stuff like that works better when you put it into practice though, rather than talking about it.

[justicereigns]

I'll take your word on it.