Jul 10, 2010 18:36
[Barney has just arrived in New Bark Town after leaving the hospital in New York. (ie; walking through the doors brought him here). He has received his trainer orientation, but is still confused. He's tried to use the pokegear to call home, but it's not working, and he accidentally left it on]
Okay….this is not what I was expecting when I got out of the hospital. I expected the streets of New York! Not some dumpy backwards town in the middle of nowhere. How’d I even get here? The hospital was still in the city.
It doesn’t even look like there’s even a bar here. A town without a bar! This sucks. It sucks beyond suck. I don’t even have a suit, that’s how much it sucks. Marshall, this better not be a dumb joke or something! Same to you, Ted!
[there’s a pause, as he notices his Totodile gazing up at him]
What do you want, bro? [another pause] Oh, heh, this thing's on.
location: new bark town,
suitless,
fml,
this is not awesome,
i want to go home,
pokemon: totodile