CASE 01 ★ [video / action for new bark town]
[Well, he-llo there, Johto! On this fine day, you are treated to a terribly exciting view of... gravel. And shoes. And someone's legs, clad in a well-worn pair of green uniform slacks. In the background, you can clearly make out the sound of people shuffling around and going about their business, and closer still is a shrill and excited trilling. A brief moment passes before the camera suddenly proceeds to go flying all over the damn place, accompanied by a horrible muffled noise which goes on until the view finally readjusts and focuses on the face of a teenaged boy. Ladies and gentleman, meet our newest arrival, the buoyant and ever-so-charming Yusuke Urameshi!]
[Judging by the rather bleary eyes, the wrinkled green shirt and how mussed his slicked back hair is looking, it's clear he'd just got done getting unceremoniously pushed out the door by Mom. And in case you missed that royally pissed off look on his face, don't worry - it takes him less than a second of realizing that the camera's on to start screaming at the top of his lungs.]
AWRIGHT, PACIFIER BREATH, YOU'RE ASKIN' FOR IT THIS TIME! I SAVE EVERYONE'S STINKIN' HIDE AND YOU REPAY ME BY DROPPING ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE FIRST CHANCE YOU GET? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STUPID MUSIC?!
[Behind him, a young couple flinches away from him in surprise and hurries off in a different direction, clearly a little alarmed by the epic scene this rather unsavory looking kid is causing. He doesn't seem to notice, though, because after a few seconds of silence he's back to shouting, giving the 'Gear a rough shake and leaning so close to the camera that there's barely any space between his nose and the screen.] HEY! ANSWER ME!
[There's a pause as the young man glares into the camera, presumably waiting for this “Pacifier Breath” to show up on the screen. It would seem that his earth-shatteringly loud bellowing was in vain, though, because after roughly half a minute of standing there, he grits his teeth, makes an irritated noise and glances off to the side, muttering to himself.] Damn it... where the hell am I?
Swabluuu~!
[There's that trilling again! Yusuke looks up, his eyes following something off-screen before a fluffy-winged bird suddenly flies at his head and he ducks away, looking irritated.] Hey. [The bird disappears, and then moments later swoops in again, this time attempting to settle on Yusuke's shoulder.] skf;ka-- Hey, watch it!
Swa swabluuu~! [NO YUSUKE YOU ARE MY NEW MOMMY, PLEASE LOVE ME /WING - > FACE]
--”Puu”? [The camera's jiggling quite a bit at this point and Yusuke's a little muffled, but one can probably make out the incredulousness in his voice and in his face if they pay enough attention. Unfortunately, there's no time to correct him right now, because the feed abruptly cuts off from there. Looks like he accidentally button-smashed while trying to pry his new buddy off his face.]
[Judging by the rather bleary eyes, the wrinkled green shirt and how mussed his slicked back hair is looking, it's clear he'd just got done getting unceremoniously pushed out the door by Mom. And in case you missed that royally pissed off look on his face, don't worry - it takes him less than a second of realizing that the camera's on to start screaming at the top of his lungs.]
AWRIGHT, PACIFIER BREATH, YOU'RE ASKIN' FOR IT THIS TIME! I SAVE EVERYONE'S STINKIN' HIDE AND YOU REPAY ME BY DROPPING ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE FIRST CHANCE YOU GET? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STUPID MUSIC?!
[Behind him, a young couple flinches away from him in surprise and hurries off in a different direction, clearly a little alarmed by the epic scene this rather unsavory looking kid is causing. He doesn't seem to notice, though, because after a few seconds of silence he's back to shouting, giving the 'Gear a rough shake and leaning so close to the camera that there's barely any space between his nose and the screen.] HEY! ANSWER ME!
[There's a pause as the young man glares into the camera, presumably waiting for this “Pacifier Breath” to show up on the screen. It would seem that his earth-shatteringly loud bellowing was in vain, though, because after roughly half a minute of standing there, he grits his teeth, makes an irritated noise and glances off to the side, muttering to himself.] Damn it... where the hell am I?
Swabluuu~!
[There's that trilling again! Yusuke looks up, his eyes following something off-screen before a fluffy-winged bird suddenly flies at his head and he ducks away, looking irritated.] Hey. [The bird disappears, and then moments later swoops in again, this time attempting to settle on Yusuke's shoulder.] skf;ka-- Hey, watch it!
Swa swabluuu~! [NO YUSUKE YOU ARE MY NEW MOMMY, PLEASE LOVE ME /WING - > FACE]
--”Puu”? [The camera's jiggling quite a bit at this point and Yusuke's a little muffled, but one can probably make out the incredulousness in his voice and in his face if they pay enough attention. Unfortunately, there's no time to correct him right now, because the feed abruptly cuts off from there. Looks like he accidentally button-smashed while trying to pry his new buddy off his face.]