the o.1st wars

[usedshades]

[look at this charming man on screen, Johto! look at his sunglasses as they cheerfully reflect the sunlight, and that sunny smile on his face! this is no normal newcomer to Johto, oh no. This is Major Hyuuga of the Barsburg Imperial Army, and he is totally ready to do some major slacking off and not have to worry about paperwork!!]

Hello, Johto! [

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[usedfaketears]

Looks like ya got enough energy fer pretty much everyone who's showed up recently.

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[usedshades]

Are most people that arrive here unexcited about it? [curious look. how strange of a concept!]

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[usedfaketears]

Dunno about all that - just takin' notice that you've got a lot of energy. I'll tell ya though, it ain't a bad thing.

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[usedshades]

Ah, I'm glad! [a broad smile-- not that it's any different than his usual expression.] It seems energy will serve me well, with all the traveling to do here.

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[usedfaketears]

Yeaaah, I'm gonna say that'll come in handy. Makes me wish these old bones were a little younger.

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[usedshades]

If I was younger, I might already be to the next town. With age comes the fun of taking your time.

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[usedfaketears]

...If that's what ya wanna call fun.

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[usedshades]

You don't think so?

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[usedfaketears]

I'm more of the "sittin' back and takin' it easy" kinda guy.

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[usedshades]

That also comes with age!

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[usedfaketears]

Believe me, I'm more than aware of it.

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[usedshades]

If you sit around as a young man, you're lazy, but when you're older, it's expected! I enjoy it.

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[usedfaketears]

[Laughs at that.] Yeah, until some young guy's expectin' ya to keep pace with him.

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[usedshades]

Ah, I'm lucky enough to be traveling alone. Although the companion I arrived with does seem quite energetic. [he eyes the Absol.]

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[usedfaketears]

It's either luck or strange timin' that I showed up with some of the kids I was travelin' with back home.

Guess I'm doomed to have all these kids suckin' the life out of me wherever I go!

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[usedshades]

How unfortunate! They should know to let you have your rest. Maybe they'll tire themselves out.