PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS. JUST WHAT HE NEEDS | 4HT WALL

[usedrage]

[A bouncy video is being taken by Nemesis, who is walking alongside Ken on Route 30.

He doesn't look happy.

Why not?

The entire last three days, this song has been following him around.

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[pinkandfluuuffy]

[ TROTS TO--

KEN

ARE YOU READY TO DANCE ON RAINBOWS?!?!? ]

[usedrage]

[... WHAT THE FLYING FUCK]

[pinkandfluuuffy]

[ Neighs and stuff....

IS THAT A NO??! ]

[usedrage]

[HE'S JUST GOING TO

STARE

OH MY GOD HE'S SICK. HE HAS TO HAVE A FEVER OR SOMETHING. HE'S DYING]

[pinkandfluuuffy]

[ But Ken... I'm pink and fluffy.

AND THE TEXTURE OF MY MAGICAL FUR FEELS LIKE SMILES!!! ]

OH GOD I CAN'T TAKE THIS

[usedrage]

[... d-does it really. h-he might

touch it, then]

I AM SORRY

[pinkandfluuuffy]

[ YESSS, FEEL IT.

Snorts a bit before chomping on some of Ken's hair. ]

[usedrage]

--That's my hair!

[pinkandfluuuffy]

[ Well, it doesn't taste like smiles.

Dear boy, I can teach you the way of the unicorn. ]

[usedrage]

[BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEARN THE WAY OF THE UNICORN D:]

[pinkandfluuuffy]

[ U LIE.

YOU WISH TO BE A BEAUTIFUL PINK STALLION!!! ]

[usedrage]

[BUT PINK HAS COOTIES D:]

[pinkandfluuuffy]

[ ...I thought you were mature.

POINT IS, LET'S DANCE ON RAINBOWS! ]

[usedrage]

[NO I WILL NOT DANCE ON RAINBOWS]

[pinkandfluuuffy]

[ Have a pink and fluffy unicorn do the DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK.

THEN WHY DID YOU CALL ME?! ]

[usedrage]

[I DIDN'T :\]