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Jun 26, 2011 08:17

 [ Well, this is certainly a new development.

The feed starts accidentally while Hannibal is searching through his bag. He notices the red light and pulls out the PokeGear, perplexed. However, when he speaks, he is calm, cool, and collected, as well as polite. He may come off as a complete gentleman, just a nice little old man.

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can only end well, cause he eatin errybody, hide yo kids hide yo wife, think of the children, lol hannibal the cannibal, brb eating all the people

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video 3_butterflies June 26 2011, 15:32:09 UTC
Oh, um... I'm sorry, but... you can't connect to outside of Johto... Well, I haven't heard of anyone who has...

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video usedquidproquo June 26 2011, 15:47:09 UTC
What kind of facility is this? Don't I get my one phone call? [ A bit of a sarcastic, condescending tone. ]

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video 3_butterflies June 26 2011, 15:56:35 UTC
[woosh, right over her head.]

You can make as many phone calls as you like... It's called a Pokegear, and lets you talk to just about anypony...

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video usedquidproquo June 26 2011, 16:01:07 UTC
[ lol he notices that. :( failed joke #1. ]

But none outside of this 'Johto', I presume? [ pause. ]

Excuse me, dear, I don't mean to nitpick your speech, but I believe I heard 'anypony'? [ His tone isn't condescending, but it's definitely not as sincerely curious as it sounds. ]

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video 3_butterflies June 26 2011, 16:03:30 UTC
[She ducks her head, embarrassed.]

Oh, right... it's 'anybody'... I'm sorry, I'm still trying to get used to how people talk here... see, well, um, we all come from different places...

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video usedquidproquo June 26 2011, 16:10:02 UTC
Ah, yes. I heard such a thing from another on here.

[ Pause. He phrases his words carefully, briefly wondering about her mental state. ] Did you come from an equine world? Or believe you did, in any case?

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video 3_butterflies June 26 2011, 16:11:17 UTC
[holy cow, that's astute. She nods!]

I'm from Ponyville... It's in Equestria...

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video usedquidproquo June 26 2011, 16:18:09 UTC
[ ... lol wtf is this girl smoking. But he'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that whoever named those cities were just crazy Americans or something. ]

Did you have a lot of horses there? [ Because ... being a pony is just ridiculous. ]

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video 3_butterflies June 26 2011, 16:21:17 UTC
A-huh... and mules, and dragons, and cows, and dogs, and birdies, and, well, I could probably go on for a very long time, and that's not what you want...

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video usedquidproquo June 26 2011, 16:27:59 UTC
Dragons, you say? [ lolwut. ]

I'm afraid not, but what I do want, dear, is two things: your name, if you would be so kind, and an explanation for why we have all been brought here.

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video 3_butterflies June 26 2011, 16:32:00 UTC
My name is Fluttershy...

Um... no one really knows 'why' we're... We were just taken from our homes, given Pokemon and then left alone... Some make Pokemon fight... Others breed them to make eggs... And some others travel around...

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video usedquidproquo June 26 2011, 16:36:41 UTC
It's a pleasure to meet you, Fluttershy. My name is Hannibal Lecter. [ The 'Dr.' only goes on for adults, sorry girl. ]

Hm... interesting. [ It truly is, to him; so there was no real motive? Nothing they all had in common (at least to the general knowledge of the population)? ] Has anybody been able to find a way out of here?

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video 3_butterflies June 26 2011, 16:41:56 UTC
[the less she knows, the more embarrassed she feels, and she fumbles with her fingers.]

People have disappeared... But we don't know how or why... They just suddenly aren't there anymore, and their Pokegears don't register on here anymore... Sometimes they come back, too, but then they don't remember being here...

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video usedquidproquo June 26 2011, 18:00:50 UTC
They just suddenly leave? [ pause. ]

Is it possible that they have done something to 'anger' the ones in charge and were forced to leave, or have been killed when they came too close to finding out how to leave? [ lol kind of trolling? ]

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video 3_butterflies June 26 2011, 18:15:23 UTC
[she makes a tiny 'eep' sound and shakes her head hard.]

Oh, no...! Some of my friends used to be here, but they wouldn't want to anger anypony, and since they were with us the whole time, they only knew what we knew...

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video i feel so bad doing this why can't you just be normal hannibal gosh usedquidproquo June 26 2011, 18:26:17 UTC
Perhaps they were the exception.

But it could be possible, don't you agree? People have killed for less, and with creatures like these, it seems like crime would be rampant.

Especially with an incompetent police force 'protecting' the citizens.

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