TEST CHAMBER 1 [voice/text, action for New Bark]

[usedpoisongas]

[ The following words appear typed on the screen at the same rate as they come out of the speaker. ]You know, I suppose I never did give humans quite enough credit. This bipedal structure is abnormally difficult to navigate in. I guess that for a species that decided to evolve in this incredibly inefficient and pointless way, you deserve some

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[Voice]

[killer_sweets]

[Well someone wasn't subtle with their killing intent, hello GLaDOS here's a mini assassin.]

Sorry Lady, your in a long line of people that want to kill the person responsible.

[Voice/Text]

[usedpoisongas]

I made no mention of killing. I just have a surprise for them.

Can you provide more information?

[Voice]

[killer_sweets]

Well then I'm going to guess that surprise involves torturing them. Not that I would stop you anyway.

Sure I have information. This place is called Johto, your probably in dinky town called New Bark. I'm going to guess you were some sort of computer before this. Your weren't the only one non-human that got change into one.

[Voice/Text]

[usedpoisongas]

You are remarkably unhelpful when it comes to being informative. Only one fact that you have provided is unknown. I bet you can't even figure out which one. I'll give you a hint.

Who can I speak to to discuss how and why I was changed into a human?

[Voice/Text]

[killer_sweets]

[Yep insults he's use to them]

That's the thing lady you asked for information. I gave you the standard information first, specify your questions.

You can't speak with anyone about. No one knows how this happened. Including why ability and weapons were taken. The person or thing responsible has yet to show themselves.

[Voice/Text]

[usedpoisongas]

That's ridiculous. How can something which creates such a drastic change not have anyone studying it? I mean, doesn't anyone here care about science? I guess you stupid humans might go about whatever it is you do with your pathetic lives when you're not being tes-- [ There's a burst of static over the feed, and the text pauses for a moment, before both pick up like nothing happened. ] --but what no-good supercomputer would ignore something like that?

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[killer_sweets]

[He wasn't going to comment on that break in the text. He was pretty sure this lady was a psychopath but there was only one way to be sure and he wasn't going to bring it out just yet.]

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[killer_sweets]

I didn't say no one's studied what happened. People have been studying some of the patterns. This is all anyone's been able to get so far.

New people always show up every week, normally starting on Sunday. The amount is normally more than five. They either end up in New bark town or Mahogany town.

Some people go back to their home worlds random;y. No warnings at all.

We are all given animals with special abilities, that we're told to raise. The animal, pokémon, is normally as something to do with that person's personality or history.

Oh and something interesting happens every month or so.

[Voice/Text]

[usedpoisongas]

Congratulations. You have just provided the most information with the least amount of relevance I have ever had the displeasure of receiving. Maybe one day they will name an award after you. The "Uninformative Award". I'm sure that will be an honor.

[Voice/Text]

[killer_sweets]

[Oh she's a bitch]
Hmmm would you rather I tell that your stuck here in a human body for the rest of your life. Doom to live your days as frail human being that will slowly lose the ability to retain information or move properly as you grow older.

[Voice/Text]

[usedpoisongas]

It doesn't matter if you decide to give me false information. Eventually I'd find out the truth, and then you'd be entirely irrelevant. I also have no intention of allowing myself to remain in this body indefinitely, so that's irrelevant, too.

[Voice/Text]

[killer_sweets]

Yet you don't know how long you'll be in that body. Since your a human you'd be experiencing all the unpleasant things about being one.

[believe him he's had overcome that through painful means.]

[Voice/Text]

[usedpoisongas]

Oh, that's simple. I'll be in this body until I find the means to upload my personality into something more suitable. It shouldn't take too long.

[Voice/Text]

[killer_sweets]

The technology around here isn't advance enough for that.

[Voice/Text]

[usedpoisongas]

I have already been put in a human body, so clearly you're already wrong. Besides, if I need to I can simply advance the technology myself.

[Voice]

[killer_sweets]

[Killua can't help but laugh]

I'd like to see you try, anything that's technologically advance in this world, is stuff that involves only pokémon.

Plus the town your in and the three after that hardly has anything you can use.