01 ♣ The Latest Introduction

[usedpainsplit]

[The camera flicks on to reveal a pretty young woman's face and the familiar backdrop of New Bark's windmills. She speaks quickly but not rushed.] I am assuming the illumination of the light means this contraption is functional

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[nopuppets]

You sound like some long-winded broad I know of. If the mention of horns is any indication, you're originally a troll, aren'tcha?

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[usedpainsplit]

[Blink. Oh there are proper humans here too.]

You are the Dave human, if my vision is informing me correctly. Yes I was originally a troll however that would obviously be no longer the case.

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[nopuppets]

Then all I gotta say to you is one word--

[Have a wave from both him and his sunglasses-wearing charmander.]

Yo.

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[usedpainsplit]

[...blink]

Is this human sarcasm or is that a sincere greeting from both your and your ignited scalebeast? I find the separation between the concepts questionable.

[Her Venonat simply waves its tiny claw back.]

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[nopuppets]

It's neither sarcasm or sincerity. It's another form of human speech of sorts called "irony".

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[usedpainsplit]

Irony.
Yes you are somewhat infatuated by that concept aren't you. I admit that I cannot process the requisite tone and requirements of the statement to correctly identify that form of human speech. It appears to differ between members of your species.

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[nopuppets]

Yeah, man, you have to be hip to the jive if you're going to take on the sweet form of human speech called irony. Ironic purposes is what it's all about and if you can't get with it, you're on your own.