Mar 08, 2011 08:10
[When the feed pops on, it brings with it the face of a blue-haired girl who...just looking at her, one can tell there's something a bit off with. It could be that stare is a little too vacant or that the smile is just a little...inhuman.
She doesn't say anything, she just stares straight ahead for a handful of tense seconds. Just long enough to maybe make you wonder if she's even real...
....and then her face abruptly ripples, turning gelatinous and purple as she opens her mouth to belch loudly]
Nyee hi hi hi hi hi!!! That was the best! The best!! [says whoever is holding the 'gear, as the girl on-screen continues to ripple and dissolve into a purple mass until a ditto sits before the camera, looking pleased with itself at the praise. The view jostles and turns, fixing itself on....the same girl as a moment ago, though decidedly LESS derpy-looking. To those here that may know her, even without her bunny features, that grin is pretty recognizable. ....even with the breeder headband and apron that seems completely unfitting for her. (Don't worry, she's scribbled a one-winged eagle onto the headband. Now it's AUTHENTIC! :V)
Napalm's pretty great, isn't he? Anybody in Cherrygrove need to borrow a ditto? I wanna see if it works like the manual says it does! [410, you seem entirely too eager to observe the pokemon breeding process...though she probably is moreso interested in mooching off of resulting eggs to pad her team]
410,
yall wanna buy a ham,
napalm,
ditto used fake out