Jan 25, 2011 21:51
[The video feed pops on and it shows none other than Gamzee's face. He has a rather ridiculous smile on said face and he just stares into the camera for a bit before speaking.]
[He pulls the camera back a bit, you can see some foresty background and his Spinda and Mr.Mime behind him a bit.]
Hello all you motherfuckin bros
Are you ready for johto's
subjugation?
This motherfuckin position
is put on you by association
this is the juggalo's inquisition
Are you ready motherfuckers?
[Oh. Oh god. He's... Rapping. Dear god someone get that pokegear away from him! His pokemon are even.. Oh god. BEAT BOXING.]
I--uh motherfuck.
Oh. Well you ready?
Lets get this goin' steady
you motherfuckers don't even know
where to fuckin go
and
why is there no faygo?
I need a motherfuckin pie
and yet this is why
I am all up and coming at you
like I am to
get this message across
cuz I am the motherfuckin boss
bros you don't stand a chance
at this juggalo's stance
I am startin' these sick fires
ones that would make Equius perspire
but I guess I just really wanna say
is motherfuckin hey
where the fuck can a bro get
some motherfuckin pies and faygo cuz I've just not been the motherfuckin same without 'em. [yeah Gamzee just broke out of it, he just hasn't been that keen without his shit you know?]
[Juggabro and Spinbro look at their master with some sense of disappointment. He was going so strong too! Or at least they thought as much, but truth be told this was not Gamzee's forte. And it never should be cuz. Oh god.]
[Either way, the video cuts off. Sorry you had to see that Johto.]
ic,
gamzee nooo!,
video,
im parappa the rappa guise,
oh god what is this i dont even