oo9. hysteria;

[usedinvain]

Leave for a two day conference and the place goes to hell without you.

Nice.

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[un_rememorable]

Perhaps you should not leave us again.

We are clearly very bad at getting on without you, Tartarus.

[usedinvain]

Hey, I did try and get out of it. Who the fuck wants to sit through two days worth of discussion about electric fencing?

[un_rememorable]

Not anyone with a great deal of sense, I imagine.

I do hope that it was not completely terrible. I should hate to think that your time was wasted entirely.

[usedinvain]

Well, a bunch of them just got real quiet when I went in so... I slept through half of it.

There's a lot of condemned sons of bitches out there.

[un_rememorable]

Well, catching up on rest cannot be considered a terrible thing.

There are, I would imagine. Mortals do not always make the most sensible of life choices.

[usedinvain]

That's kinda what I said.

I'm not complaining. If there weren't so many crooked bastard I'd be out of a job twice over.

[un_rememorable]

I merely meant to agree. I apologize if it was repetitive.

I have very little doubt that, whenever we get home, our jobs will be very much in demand. We will probably have quite the mess.

[usedinvain]

No worries, sugar, that's what I told them.

I love me some fresh meat.

[un_rememorable]

You will have no shortage of entertainment, I am certain.

I somehow doubt that my brothers are taking care of everything in the Lord Hades' absence.

[usedinvain]

And I'm looking forward to it.

Not possible. Too much to do down there.

[un_rememorable]

Good. It is something to look forward to then, I suppose.

Exactly. I would not expect it of them. We are rather busy when we are all there.

[usedinvain]

I got the benefit of not having to actively do anything.

Lethe, baby, remind me to tell Hades that that Leuce boy/girl/undecided is in trouble.

[un_rememorable]

Oh! Well - Oh dear. What has she gotten herself into now? Is that really - Yes, of course, Tartarus.

Um. What happened?

[usedinvain]

You're a doll.

He--she gone and pissed off Charon enough for him to declare he's dragging her ass on down to me. And if she's dumb enough to then start shooting her mouth off at me as well, she's pissed off countless others.

I'm telling you--she tries that again and she's a dead... tree walking.

... Tree. Hah. That still cracks me up.

[un_rememorable]

Oh. Goodness. That is something of a spectacular mess. She really should know better. Thinking before one speaks is probably something of an important skill to develop if one wishes to remain out of trouble.

Though one must imagine that trees do not really get out much. What with being rather firmly rooted.

[usedinvain]

She'll be deeply rooted in shit if Charon catches up with her.