oo5. [voice] good for absolutely nothing;

[usedinvain]

[The tone is calm, but somehow a little off-kilter; teetering between unnecessarily violent murder and embracing his annoyance as a brother. As you do.]

Right, kids... Warring with your kitchen 101.

[A pause--almost like he's preparing himself more than anything else.]

The coffee jar? Goes there--[Definite sound of a jar meeting the counter top

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[onono]

Oh, no, out of sugar. I know how that goes, please, if you still cannot find some, let me bring you a cup, or two.

[voice]

[usedinvain]

We're not. It ... tidied itself up.

[voice]

[onono]

How odd. Are you sure about that?

[voice]

[usedinvain]

No, I'm lyin'. What kinda dumb-assed question is that?

[voice]

[onono]

Oh, no, sir! I did not mean call you a liar or ask 'dumb-assed' questions. I don't think that about you at all.

[voice]

[usedinvain]

[perhaps the tiniest bit impatient and suspicious] And ain't you just the sweetest thang.