[Silence for a moment, quickly followed by that bell that accompanies the corner shop door and a general ambience of traffic. Tartarus' tone is characteristically cheerful, as though he's relaying a story to an old friend. Who's to say he isn't?]Man walks in the corner shop, asks for cigarettes 'n a lighter. Not an unusual request. Doesn't look
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He did the work for you, is all. Perhaps it is not quite as satisfying, but requiring far less effort on your part. And you get to laugh at him not only for being a fool, but a clumsy one at that.
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[Bright, some undertone of laughter again.] They call it Southern charm, after all. When they are not being rude.
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I'm never rude. Just honest. I don't even cuss infront'f my momma.
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Oh! I did not think so. There is hardly anything wrong with being honest. Rude mortals, rather. For calling you names.
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Pfff, most mortals are the same. Kinda. Some are smarter, I guess.
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[Mildly stern, though it comes off more pouty than genuine. She's not very good at stern - even when pretending.] Though they really should learn how to mind their manners. The occasional concussion may be warranted.
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Can't tell if that's a good thing...
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