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♐ 001; [voice/action for those in New Bark Town]

Jul 10, 2010 18:14

[He stood in the middle of town, in all appearances a child no older than twenty at the most. Relatively short, dressed in blue and white with dual-toned hair few might consider ordinary ( Read more... )

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[Video.] foolishwren July 10 2010, 22:36:38 UTC

[Heather had been pretty friendly to a lot of the newbies. She wasn't a horrible person or anything, she felt bad for everyone here in that nobody she'd yet talked to HADN'T been brought here against their will. But even though it wasn't really fair, she was getting a little tired of the irritated OMG WHERE AM I WHO BROUGHT ME HERE THIS SUCKS ME ME ME ME transmissions.]

It's following you around because it wants to eat you when you let your guard down.

[Serious face.]

[Video.] usediceshard July 10 2010, 22:38:12 UTC

. . .

. . . . . .

I highly doubt something this braindead-looking could eat me. And I never let my guard down.

[Video.] foolishwren July 10 2010, 22:42:11 UTC

That's what it wants you to think, man.

Just don't go to sleep near it. You'll regret it.

[voice] usediceshard July 10 2010, 22:43:13 UTC

While your humor is appreciated--[was that sarcasm? Probably.]--I would still like some information.

[voice] foolishwren July 10 2010, 22:45:35 UTC

[Aww, it was no fun when they didn't get mad. But the general 'oh lol' tone didn't leave Heather's voice.]

Well, you were kidnapped like everybody else here, dumped in this world, and now you get to hike through the wilderness and make friends with all the woodland creatures.

And by 'make friends with', I mean beat the shit out of them.

[voice] usediceshard July 10 2010, 22:48:28 UTC

[Well, he'd heard weirder things. None of this explained his sudden lack of zomgicepowers.]

...That's...odd. For what purpose were we brought here?

[voice] foolishwren July 10 2010, 23:12:35 UTC

[Biiig shrug.]

No one knows.

[voice] usediceshard July 10 2010, 23:21:39 UTC

. . .

You're kidding.

[voice] foolishwren July 10 2010, 23:32:13 UTC

Actually, yeah. They brought us all to become florists and participate in their flowery communist utopia.

... No, wait, that was kidding.

Seriously.

Nobody knows.

[voice] usediceshard July 10 2010, 23:48:52 UTC

...wonderful. And are you certain this isn't an elaborate dream or mass hallucination?

[voice] foolishwren July 10 2010, 23:59:37 UTC

[This time it was Heather's turn to sound dry.]

.... 'Mass hallucination'? Really?

[voice] usediceshard July 11 2010, 00:24:12 UTC

You never know. It's a possibility.

[voice] foolishwren July 11 2010, 00:29:19 UTC

Only if you think a massive group of people, most of whom haven't even met in person and have no relation to each other whatsoever, could dream up an entire world and imaginary magical animals in the space of the five seconds after arrival.

Please.

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