♐ 005; [video/action for goldenrod]

[usediceshard]

[Touya is walking through the city with an egg held carefully in his arms. The camera seems to be floating next to him, bobbing up and down slightly.]

Skiiip~!Hiruma, I got what I came here for. I'll be back in Violet in... [He takes a moment to think.] Give me about two weeks. I can't move quite as quickly now

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[ video ] forever

[devilbatshit]

Dunno who the damn missing person you're talking about is, fucking Rival.

But I'm headed to Cherrygrove right now and I won't be back in Violet for around two weeks either.

Pretty fucking convenient.

[ video ] forever and ever

[usediceshard]

An associate of mine from back home.

...heh. That is rather convenient.

[devilbatshit]

Did I tell you my running back from my football team showed up?

I guess both of us got pretty fucking lucky, then.

Unless you don't get on with the guy, that is.

[usediceshard]

Aren't you the fortunate one. I have no reason to believe he's here, I'm merely checking.

We get along perfecly fine. He's my associate, not my enemy.

[devilbatshit]

Sorry, just thought he had shown up.

Say, what level are your pokémon now?

[usediceshard]

He has a habit of appearing when least expected.

They're averaging around level 20. What about yours?

[devilbatshit]

Che, same.

But that wont stay the same for very long, fucking Rival!

[usediceshard]

Of course it won't. Mine will be far stronger than yours before long.

[devilbatshit]

Yeah yeah, keep talking like that, fucking Rival.

Just don't whine and bitch and fucking moan when I melt your whole team down to their fucking liquid states.

[usediceshard]

I am far from a poor loser, Hiruma. I give my respect to those who earn it. Defeat me, unlikely as that is, and I will gracefully give you the victory.

[devilbatshit]

Well you might as well just put that right there on your to do list, fucking Rival, because I've caught a pokémon that will rock your shit to the fucking ground.

[usediceshard]

Is that so? I feel with the proper training, this little egg will be sure to put you in your place.

[devilbatshit]

Egg? What's inside?

Either way, I've got 6 pokémon now, fucking Rival.

[usediceshard]

Now Hiruma, would it be wise for me to reveal my entire team to my rival?

I have five if this egg is to be counted, but it's quality and not quanitity that counts.

[devilbatshit]

That's your way of saying you don't fucking know, right?

[usediceshard]

As a matter of fact, I know exactly what's in here.