Fifth Shave: [Video]
[Today on Tiny Quagsire theater we have a really unpleasantly jumpy picture. There's glimpses of a Quagsire, a pack being dragged along on the ground and some trees and sky, all pretty haphazardly for at least ten minutes.
Lucky for the viewers at home, things settle some, and the camera-Quagsire shouts at the screen excitedly.]
"Quag! Sisire quag quagsire! Siiiiiiiiire!"
[There's some more really blurry and jerky camera-work as she waddles forward as fast as her legs can carry her. When there's clear picture again... well, it's at an odd angle, but Kisame appears to be lying on the ground and he looks in pretty bad shape.]
...ngh. Nuru? How did you--
[There's a closeup of a very banged up hand and feed cuts out.]
((ooc: So, sometime yesterday, Kisame took off "to clear his head" without telling anyone and left all of his belongings and his Pokémon behind. In an act of epic disregard for his health, he trained until he collapsed, and then got up to do it all again. Repeatedly. Action is unlikely, because he headed off into the deepest woods he could find to avoid seeing anybody. However! Anyone who would have noticed him missing is welcome to have followed his determined little Quagsire as she went off searching for him.))
Lucky for the viewers at home, things settle some, and the camera-Quagsire shouts at the screen excitedly.]
"Quag! Sisire quag quagsire! Siiiiiiiiire!"
[There's some more really blurry and jerky camera-work as she waddles forward as fast as her legs can carry her. When there's clear picture again... well, it's at an odd angle, but Kisame appears to be lying on the ground and he looks in pretty bad shape.]
...ngh. Nuru? How did you--
[There's a closeup of a very banged up hand and feed cuts out.]
((ooc: So, sometime yesterday, Kisame took off "to clear his head" without telling anyone and left all of his belongings and his Pokémon behind. In an act of epic disregard for his health, he trained until he collapsed, and then got up to do it all again. Repeatedly. Action is unlikely, because he headed off into the deepest woods he could find to avoid seeing anybody. However! Anyone who would have noticed him missing is welcome to have followed his determined little Quagsire as she went off searching for him.))