Jan 11, 2011 15:12
[The screen shows Sakutaro holding his PokéGear very close to his face, as though he's talking into it like a microphone without realizing that he has always been using the video function this whole time. He's outside in Mahogany Town.]
I'm going to go to the PokéMart with Gao, so please stay by Mammon's side until I come back, Asmo. Uryu-. Going to buy a lot of snacks for us. We can stay up, eat snacks, and drink soda like a pajama party. Maria and I always did that to chase away all the sadness.
Uryu-. But we shouldn't be upset, you know. Mammon is going to wake up very soon... I guarantee it! Uryu-!
[Then does his best to put on a threatening look, addressing the rest of the people on Johto. It's not really frightening since he looks like a six-year-old kid.]
Wh, whoever hurt Mammon... don't go near her again! Ga, ga... gao-! [This is his failed attempt at roaring like a lion.]
Mammon is very strong, so she'll be up on her feet again. Going to wait. She'll be awake soon! Uryuryuryu!
[And the transmission ends. For those in Mahogany Town, you may encounter Sakutaro in the PokéMart today with his Growlithe.]
gao the growlithe,
the manliest lion ever,
he will fuck you up,
uryuryuryu,
mammon is in canon update coma