Video/Action for New Bark Town

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[Anyone watching, either on the pokegear or in New Bark Town might notice a very, very annoyed pinkish-haired young woman emerge from a house. She could seriously chew steel and spit nails.] I hope I'm using this thing right...

...Does anyone know why there is a- a-- pod person claiming to be my mother here? Am I the only sane one here?If you can'

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[Chewing steel or not, she just called for sanity and that's a good a reason as any to start a conversation.]

I'm starting to think sanity is an over-rated concept. [Glance towards that Skarmory. Oh damn that's a lot more intimidating than the dopey looking Psyduck he got stuck with.]

[action] ....oh my god I love you so much.

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It's not even the creatures that bug me! It's the creepy woman who keeps saying she's my mom that bugs me. [Notice that the tiny pre-teen is doting on the giant intimidating knifebird, too!]

[action] <3!

[usedfakestache]

That was just plain scary! I can handle the pets but being ushered out of the house by a woman claiming to be my dead mother? That can really scar a person.

[Unsettling and adorable all at once. He's not entirely sure how to feel about this, it makes him think of child soldiers too much. ]

[action] ...I feel so bad for him...

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[Well, she's not a soldier! She doesn't have access to human job classes. 8D]

...Ouch. Yeah, my mom's just back home. I haven't seen her in a few months, but that's fine. I've been busy doing other things. [Wait until you hear what she was doing in that span of time.]

[action] it's okay, he's used to it by now

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[That's great! ...I think.]

Still doesn't feel too good to be away from your parents, does it? Even if they're alive and well at home. [oh, he will ask in a bit. But first...] I'm Hawkeye, by the way.

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It did for a while. I kinda miss her, though. [orz she knows how it is, her dad like... has a critical canon existence failure.] I'm Ritz.

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[usedfakestache]

I'm sure you'll get to see her soon. (...) Ritz, huh? Like 'putting on the'? [That joke is going to fall flat, isn't it.] Where are you from, Ritz?

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[That look is very intense, and that giant knifebird is going to join Ritz in giving you a look that could melt paint off of walls. Not even peel it, melt it.] If you had any idea how many times I have heard stupid jokes like that...

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[Woops! It didn't just fall flat, it damn near exploded in his face and Hawk isn't one to push his luck. At least not when it comes to knifebirds, that is. He raises his hands in a very defensive gesture, all but taking a step back.]

Okay okay, I take it back! Really, I apologize!

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[Ritz is just going to give you that look for a little bit more.] I thought an adult would think a little bit more about what they say!