[Should you be in Violet City, and anywhere near the Pokémon Center - well, you're in for... something. Sitting on the floor with legs outstretched it this old man. Is he relaxed? Well, he could be, but he's moaning and groaning about being an old man. Please, feel free to make fun of him for being "old," tell him to get off the floor, or just generally make fun of him if you wish.]
[For the rest of you, Raven will be turning on the video feed. He looks tired! Or old. Your pick!]
Looks like nobody was kiddin' about really havin' to walk all this way to get where ya gotta go. Not much ta fly on without one of them badges either - I think I got a handle on it but... whoever though an old man like me should be walkin' so much really didn't think this all the way through, huh? These old bones just can't keep up with the kids like they used ta.
[His expression is...
a tad dramatic. And by a tad, we mean "Oh come on, old man. You don't look that incapable.]
Funny though, when ya get so tired from all this and ya still can't get a full night's sleep. Music's distracting enough as it is -- this place is really somethin' else.
So, I'm thinkin' about takin' a break while we wait fer everyone we gotta. Whaddya say, ladies in Violet City - anyone up fer helpin' an old man unwind a bit? I promise, I'll make it worth yer while! [And then he grins. No, he's not trying to hit on every last one of you all at the same time.] Ya know, a little tour of the town, a good, hearty meal... my treat of course. How 'bout it?