[The camera feed turns on to a lone Psyduck, doing what Psyducks usually do. It quacks, clutching its head like usual, stumbles over its own feet... you know the shtick.
And then the camera shakes a little before steadying once more. Hawkeye comes into view a second later, a mischievious grin plastered over his face and a finger raised as if to say "check this out it is going to be so cool" only in more time-appropriate words, of course.
He approaches the Psyduck and for a moment there is nothing but his back being shown but it's clear to see that he's fiddling with... something. A triumphant "There!" can be heard and then he steps away, revealing...]
[Yep. That's a pair of glasses held together with a rubber band. Radar seems... well, maybe a tad bit less headachey. A little less eager to fall on his face. The difference is subtle but definitely there.
Once satisfied with the display of his ingenious plan, Hawk cuts the feed. You're welcome.]
[ooc: made with delicious mod permission - who says you can't get a defect psyduck? Also tags may be somewhat sporadic but I wanted to get this up before he splits town.]