FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]
[ Oh sup, network? How you doin'? Hopefully good and got a barf bag around because hey look, Souji's video is SPINNING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SLIDING AND OH MY FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FEED ]
[ Doesn't this kind of video post seem very familiar to two other videos from the past year? It sure does seem to start the same way: camera swinging everywhere, Souji doing some verbal keysmashing, flailing for a minute, then finally crashing into a wall where the gear drops down to show a very familiar ice cave. That's right, folks. It's that itme of the year where this protag is thrown into the Ice Path of misfortune! Oh goodie! ]
[ After making sure he hasn't broken his nose from slipping and sliding everywhere on the ice then crashing into a wall, Souji stands up, keeping himself steady by holding onto the wall. Good thing he's wearing his winter jacket. Might be the only good thing around here. Oh wait, let's check what kind of Pokemon he has on him. He doubts that he has his actual team here since the last previous visits, he got a completely different party but maybe it's something nice. The first time, he got a team full of Magikarps. The second time, he got Bidoofs. Third time's the charm so let's see this awesome team of his!! ]
[ ...the fuck is this-- ]
[ Why does he even try to believe Johto can do something kind for him just once? It's like winning the lottery for this place to play nice. God, this sucks. He lets out a frustrated sigh, shoving his bare hands into his pockets. ]
I don't think these fish-things can get me out of here, so I should probably get a move on. If anyone can lend a hand and fly me back to Goldenrod's Breeding Centre, I'll greatly appreciate it. It seems like I'm just attracted to this place or something. Three times is ridiculous.
[ Help Souji. He can't get over to that rocky path and off this ice properly without slipping. Stupid Stunfisk, they aren't even helping him!! ]
[ Doesn't this kind of video post seem very familiar to two other videos from the past year? It sure does seem to start the same way: camera swinging everywhere, Souji doing some verbal keysmashing, flailing for a minute, then finally crashing into a wall where the gear drops down to show a very familiar ice cave. That's right, folks. It's that itme of the year where this protag is thrown into the Ice Path of misfortune! Oh goodie! ]
[ After making sure he hasn't broken his nose from slipping and sliding everywhere on the ice then crashing into a wall, Souji stands up, keeping himself steady by holding onto the wall. Good thing he's wearing his winter jacket. Might be the only good thing around here. Oh wait, let's check what kind of Pokemon he has on him. He doubts that he has his actual team here since the last previous visits, he got a completely different party but maybe it's something nice. The first time, he got a team full of Magikarps. The second time, he got Bidoofs. Third time's the charm so let's see this awesome team of his!! ]
[ ...the fuck is this-- ]
[ Why does he even try to believe Johto can do something kind for him just once? It's like winning the lottery for this place to play nice. God, this sucks. He lets out a frustrated sigh, shoving his bare hands into his pockets. ]
I don't think these fish-things can get me out of here, so I should probably get a move on. If anyone can lend a hand and fly me back to Goldenrod's Breeding Centre, I'll greatly appreciate it. It seems like I'm just attracted to this place or something. Three times is ridiculous.
[ Help Souji. He can't get over to that rocky path and off this ice properly without slipping. Stupid Stunfisk, they aren't even helping him!! ]