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[usedcrunch]

[Why hello there Route. It's been a bit, hasn't it? The video shows Sho hatless and sporting some pretty epic bedhead.]

.... So I'm gonna assume a monthlong coma is a pretty typical function.

[He cracks his neck.]

Tch, zetta lame. There were at least a decillion other ways I could have spent that time. At least.

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[sfaccendato]

I wouldn't say "typical", no.

[video]

[usedcrunch]

But it does happen, yeah?

[video]

[sfaccendato]

I've heard of people mysteriously falling into comas before, but none that have lasted a month.

[video]

[usedcrunch]

What's the average value of t?

[video]

[sfaccendato]

[short pause to process what that even means--] A week, perhaps?

[video]

[usedcrunch]

Does anything happen during that week?

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[sfaccendato]

Not that I've heard of, no.

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[usedcrunch]

.....

So there's basically zero value behind it.

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[sfaccendato]

Essentially, yes.

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[usedcrunch]

That's factoring moronic.

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[sfaccendato]

Just a bit. At least you're awake now.

[video]

[usedcrunch]

Yeah. No point on getting stuck on a problem with 0 solution anyway.

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[sfaccendato]

Quite true. Any big plans now that you're up again?

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[usedcrunch]

Not really. Meet up with a kid I know in Goldenrod. If the little digit's still here... Play a little Tin Pin Slammer.

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[sfaccendato]

Tin Pin Slammer? Is that a game of some sort?

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[usedcrunch]

Damn straight. It was zetta big back in Shibuya.