0001 [v2.0] ☆ [video / action for route 29]

[usedcrunch]

[The video feed turns on, Sho's smug, tattooed face the main focus on the screen, though the scenery of the very first route can be seen behind him.]

Guess I should say long time, no see Johto. Last iteration it there was snow on the ground. Got a different Pokémon too.

[The camera briefly pans over to a rather energetic Poochyena chasing a

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[usedkunai]

Do you always talk with so much... math?

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[usedcrunch]

Damn straight.

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[usedkunai]

I probably don't wanna know why, do I.

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[usedcrunch]

'Cause I like mathematics.

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[usedkunai]

[Why would you ever...] So that means you math-speak all the time?

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[usedcrunch]

More or less.

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[usedkunai]

You know that's... totally weird, right?

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[usedcrunch]

If anyone's got a problem with it, they can solve for the instantaneous rate of change as my fist meets their face.

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[usedkunai]

--! Th-that's a little extreme, isn't it?

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[usedcrunch]

|Not|.

[Griiiiin. His threat is pretty empty, but it's better when people believe him.]

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[usedkunai]

[A sigh, and then under his breath:]

Good to know this place never stops bringing in the weirdos.

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[usedcrunch]

We're in a world derived from a video game. What the factor do you expect?

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[usedkunai]

I dunno, normal people, maybe?

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[usedcrunch]

Normalcy is garbage. CRUNCH!!

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[usedkunai]

....What?

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[usedcrunch]

Your opinion holds 0 value. I don't care. Q.E.D.