ic / 001 / video, action
What the fuck is going on here?
[Here you have Freddie Trumper, out of his native habit of planet earth. He’s used to travelling, but this totally different. You don’t just fall asleep and wake up somewhere else.]
This was some commie’s doing, wasn’t it? I knew it. [He paces around a bit.] I didn’t know you guys had the technology for a stupid place like this - what is this? [Freddie points at the screen, curious about it. He is from 1979, and what is this.] This is a video camera, right? How does the film even fit inside it?
But never mind that. Listen, I’ve got a chess game waiting for me in Merano. Is this some sort of elaborate plan to make me surrender the game? Because I won’t. I thought that commies were pretty good at torture and stuff, but this is just weird shit. This woman acting like my mother? Creepy. But not oh-lordy-I’d-rather-be-dead scary. And this pony that’s been set on fire? [He points to his Ponyta, raising an eyebrow.] What is up with that? Honestly, I’m disappointed.
Can I leave now? Got a chess game to win, after all.
[Here you have Freddie Trumper, out of his native habit of planet earth. He’s used to travelling, but this totally different. You don’t just fall asleep and wake up somewhere else.]
This was some commie’s doing, wasn’t it? I knew it. [He paces around a bit.] I didn’t know you guys had the technology for a stupid place like this - what is this? [Freddie points at the screen, curious about it. He is from 1979, and what is this.] This is a video camera, right? How does the film even fit inside it?
But never mind that. Listen, I’ve got a chess game waiting for me in Merano. Is this some sort of elaborate plan to make me surrender the game? Because I won’t. I thought that commies were pretty good at torture and stuff, but this is just weird shit. This woman acting like my mother? Creepy. But not oh-lordy-I’d-rather-be-dead scary. And this pony that’s been set on fire? [He points to his Ponyta, raising an eyebrow.] What is up with that? Honestly, I’m disappointed.
Can I leave now? Got a chess game to win, after all.