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[usedbitetodeath]

[Hello, wonderful inhabitants of Johto. There's this boy teenager, you see, not looking very impressed with anything, really, staring at the camera. Actually, he may be staring slightly to the left of the camera.]

I'll bite you all to death.

[That's all he says before disappearing from the feed. There's the sound of something hard impacting what

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[usedbitetodeath]

[Kick, kick-- wha? Oh, there's someone talking to him... He doesn't stop his kicking, though, merely replying as he keeps up the abuse on the poor door.]

This is not Namimori.

[Yup, the Houndour's still watching...]

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[usedbitetodeath]

[.. Silence. The kicking's stopped. Then the feed tilts abruptly and his face appears, still with that little scowl on his lips. It appears that he's sitting down in front of the infamous house that belongs to 'mum'.]

Explain.

[Almost absently, his free hand reaches out to the Houndour and starts scratching behind its ears.]

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[thefourthtry]

[ she spots the Houndour ]

--Hey, we have the same pokėmon!

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[usedbitetodeath]

[Blink. Pause. The sound of kicking stops. A pair of boot-clad feet comes into view. The PokéGear tilts and suddenly, his face appears.]

Pokémon?

[A bark from said Pokémon - oh, looks like it's running in circles around him.]

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[thefourthtry]

[She points at his Houndour.]

That weird dog thing, it's a type of pokėmon. I have one.

[She shifts the camera so that Hibari can see her Houndour, Damian, sleeping on the cave ground nearby.]

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[usedbitetodeath]

[He tilts his head slightly, the only expression of his curiosity. Another world, of course...]

And you are?

[tsunafishsky]

[ This is a really bad idea Tsuna knows but... He really can't ignore his guardians. ]

H-Hibari-san! The, the door should be open...

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[usedbitetodeath]

[The camera whirls and shows a very unyielding door, before his face appears.]

Sawada Tsunayoshi. I will bite you to death.

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[tsunafishsky]

[ Gulp, this is Tsuna trying not to look terrified with the girls around. ]

Y-You should be able t-to just le-leave the house... I-I mean th-the m-mother won't stop you, a-and the doors are unlocked...

Y-You should b-bring your pokemon though, h-he can help. K-Kinda like our box weapons...

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[usedbitetodeath]

[This just shows how stupid the Vongola Tenth really is. See, he's already outside. He's just wanting to get back in to beat some answers out of that mother.]

Cease your useless chattering, herbivore.

[Look, even his Houndour agrees!]

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[ass_ura]

Not if I bite you first.

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[usedbitetodeath]

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[Oh, looks like his Houndour has somehow switched the PokéGear to the text function and is happily mashing the buttons.]

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[ass_ura]

[There's a momentary pause, before-]

...what?!

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[usedbitetodeath]

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Who are you.

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[foolishwren]

... Gotta say, I like your directness.

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[usedbitetodeath]

[Thud, thud, thud. And then a murmur that can barely be heard over the thudding.]

I don't care for your opinion, herbivore.

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[foolishwren]

Whoa, you got the wrong person, buddy.

I like a nice bloody steak as much as the next guy.

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[usedbitetodeath]

Don't call me that.

[He is not your buddy, or anything close to that. The thudding stops, and then a pair of boots appear in the feed. If you have something to say, say it quickly - he's going to shut this thing up once he figures out the controls.]