(Accidental) Video/Text

[used_lick]

[The feed opens up to show Terezi staring into what is probably her Pokegear.  She doesn't seem to realize that it's on.]

Fuck.  Of course they don't have a map of this stupid place.  You don't remember how to get out, do you, Senator Limehorn?  You haven't been holding out on me?

Lar! [The Larvitar shakes his head.  He would never hold out on

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text; so should've tagged her way before this

[striderismo]

id say step one is probably take a look around
maybe light up the place so you can see where youre going

text; not a problem!

[used_lick]

D4V3?!
WOW 1TS L1K3 3V3RYBODY 1S H3R3
1T R34LLY 1S 4 R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN!

H4H4H4
1M L4UGH1NG 4T YOUR JOK3
1RON1C4LLY
B3C4US3 1T 1S NOT 4CTU4LLY FUNNY

text;

[striderismo]

i can tell you missed me
naming pokémon after me just to keep you company
thats kinda cute
a fire type too

text;

[used_lick]

1M GL4D YOUR3 TOUCH3D
1 TH1NK 1T LOOKS L1K3 YOUR SPR1T3
1TS 4LL OR4NG3 4ND F34TH3RY
4ND K1ND OF B4D4SS 1N 4N 4DOR4BL3 W4Y

text;

[striderismo]

tell me you just licked the screen of your gear
not the thing itself
licking birds is just asking for all kinds of nasty festering diseases
exotic flus and shit
cancer
who knows

text;

[used_lick]

1 DONT H4V3 TO L1CK TH1NGS
1F TH3YR3 CLOS3 3NOUGH TO MY F4C3 1 C4N JUST SM3LL TH3M
4LTHOUGH NOT 4S W3LL 4S 1 US3D TO
YOU HUM4NS H4V3 D3F3CT1V3 NOS3S

text;

[striderismo]

yeah ive been meaning to take mine in for repairs
think its still under warranty

just for the record
you actually make a pretty hot human
you should see yourself

text;

[used_lick]

WHY D4V3!
1 4M V3RY FL4TT3R3D
3V3N 1F YOU 4R3 ST1LL M4K1NG STUP1D JOK3S
1 4M W3LL 4W4R3 TH4T 1 DO SM3LL D3L1C1OUS 4T TH3 MOM3NT

text;

[striderismo]

so where the fuck are you anyway
all i got was cave
and theres no shortage of cave around here

text;

[used_lick]

1M 1N MOUNT MORT4R
1TS N1C3 TO KNOW TH4T 1 H4V3 MOR3 OF TH1S 1D1OCY 4W41T1NG M3

text;

[striderismo]

ooh
hey terezi
how much do you like me