twentieth form; the fourth wall has been breached!

May 28, 2011 14:19


{In the middle of Ilex Forest, it is black at night. Like, tar black. You can't-see-your-hand-in-front-of-your-face dark. So naturally, when there's a very very very bright flash of light, it alerts everyone in the entire forest.

{Including one now very awake Ise Nanao.}

What was that. {As she stands, however, there's a familiar tingling in her ( Read more... )

the 4th wall has been breached!!!, try to catch me shunpou'ing dirty, the world is an amazing place, boom de yada, powers back = fuck yeah, the best intentions, boom de ya da, forest sanctuary

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freezetheskies May 28 2011, 05:10:02 UTC
[Hey, Nanao! Watch where you put your feet, because there's a Dragonair slithering towards you. Remember Babeh Dragon Hyou? Well, he's back and not that far from his trainer....

...Who isn't very impressed at the moment, leaning on a tree and just giving you an iconface.]

Why would police be trying to catch you, Ise?

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used_glare May 28 2011, 06:01:09 UTC
{Hello not-so-Babeh Hyou!! Have some headpats, and a babby Dratini slithering towards you. Meet Shiryuu.

And Captain, you better look out, because there's an extremely excited Golduck jumping up to hug you!}

Aah. You, know, the usual. Crimes committed, et cetera, et cetera.

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freezetheskies May 28 2011, 06:16:14 UTC
[Why hello there, Shiryuu. Hyou will just bend down to sniff you after nuzzling Nanao's hand a bit. It's always nice to meet young ones.

And, for the record, Nanao, Hitsugaya does sputter, especially when trying to dampen the enthusiastic jumping of his excited Golduck. Yes, yes, he's a little happy to see you too, now will you just not knock him over?!]

Crimes? What did you do?[Spill, woman. Now.]

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used_glare May 28 2011, 10:53:59 UTC
{Lots of handnuzzling, and maybe a little bit of scratch behind the earwings. Shiryuu will squeak happily, and nuzzle up at youuu hellloooo bigger version of meeee!

{I WILL KEEP JUMPING MASTER YOU CAME BAAACK I LOVE YOU :D :D :D o3o NOO I WILL KEEP JUMPING oops I knocked you over!! o3o}

Assault with a Pokemon, property damage, possession of an illegal weapon, creation of an illegal weapon... And leaving my job before a Friday. {Y e p. Johto's version of arson, murder, and jaywalking.}

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freezetheskies May 28 2011, 11:07:46 UTC
[Lots and lots and lots of nuzzles all around, and some purring for those scritches. And some more purring for the little one, who as far as Hyou in concerned, is in very good hands.

Sputtering over, muttering beginning as he struggles to get out from under his duck, and when he finally manages...yep. One discreet headpat for the Golduck. His new trainer, on the other hand, is getting a very stern look. Really?]

I'd have expected that from Abarai or Madarame, Ise, not from you. What caused you to take such measures?

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OHGOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I MISSED THESE TEALDEER TAGS used_glare May 28 2011, 11:28:18 UTC
{It's a purring party!!! And Shiryuu will promptly be climbing up his trainer's body to hang around her neck like a scarf.

{ o3o MASTER I LOVE YOU aaaaaah headpats I am the happiest Golduck EVARRRR ;3; Nanao will merely be shrugging.}

Speak of the devil, they're both actually here now. Won't that be a ball of fun. And the circumstances demanded it.

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I CAN GUESS! freezetheskies May 28 2011, 11:40:59 UTC
[After some cooing, Hyou will be slithering over to Hitsugaya's side to go say hello to Golduck. No more knocking him over, you silly duck!

And that shrug gets her a raised eyebrow. Okay. So they're both here, but that far from explains what the hell has Ise running from the police. Answers. He's going to get them.]

Am I going to have guess or is there a reason you're refusing to give me the details of these circumstances?

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HE IS AMAZING *A* used_glare May 28 2011, 12:14:21 UTC
{Oh hello there Hyou I missed you toooo *3* have a snuggle.}

The reason why sounds weak, but I assure you, I did it with the best of intentions.

{YEP YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GUESS.}

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THEY ARREEE freezetheskies May 28 2011, 12:48:47 UTC
[More cooing! Just don't squeeze too hard, Golduck. You don't want a Dragon Rage to the face, do you?

Assault by Pokemon, creation and possesion of an illegal weapon, and property damage. Heavy charges, but...what would stir the natives up so badly?]

You attacked one of the centers or the nurses inside, didn't you? [It's...honestly his best guess, going off of so little information.]

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PLEASE COME BAAACK ;A; /enables used_glare May 28 2011, 12:51:37 UTC
{No, he will not be squeezing too hard he remembers what happened last time, after all! And he has a name now!! :D :D :D

{A pause, then, nodding.} Astute as ever, Hitsugaya-taichou.

That's what happened.

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PERHAPS SOMEDAAAAAYYY. freezetheskies May 29 2011, 01:19:18 UTC
[A name, you say? Do tell!

Unimpressed look is still unimpressed. Really, Ise? He'd never pegged you as the type to attack a nurse.]

What made that necessary?

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OKAAAAAAY /waits forever used_glare June 1 2011, 13:21:55 UTC
{His name is..... Toshi! Tadaaaah! Isn't it original?

{Linefacing at you, now.}

A certain realisation about the state of one of my Pokemon. They disagreed with me, I took matters into my own hands.

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/canon reviews. like a boss~ freezetheskies June 1 2011, 13:39:05 UTC
[...well. It's...certainly something, though original may not be the word.

And two can play at that linefacing game, you know. He's quite good at it.]

Did doing that solve anything? From what I can see, it's only caused trouble for both you and your team.

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/dances happily used_glare June 4 2011, 06:27:58 UTC
{Toshi doesn't particularly care about that, though.}

{L-looking away, oh, isn't that tree over there interesting?}

W-well, my warrant expires in a few days, so it's not too bad.

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freezetheskies June 4 2011, 06:40:05 UTC
[That much is obvious, and it isn't as if "Hyou" is an original name, anyway.

...really, Nanao? That won't earn you any points with Mr. Lineface over here, even when he sighs. Not like it can be changed now.]

The fact you even have a warrant for your arrest says otherwise. Perhaps next time you'll be more careful to not be seen if drastic measures are needed.

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used_glare June 4 2011, 11:16:57 UTC
{Wellp, she did name roughly eighty percent of her Pokemon after Shinigami she knew back home.}

{This is hard for her, okay? Even if she is coping, he's still a Captain.}

It seems to be an automatic thing, however. Commit a crime, any crime, and get a warrant, free of charge.

{She says it lightly, but there's a strained tone to her voice.}

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