twenty-ninth form; giving away things {video/action for goldenrod}

[used_glare]

 //action a - streets of Goldenrod
{If you're out and about in the lovely sunshine-filled streets of Goldenrod today (and why wouldn't you be?), you'll probably hear before you see an argument between one wheelchair-bound Ise Nanao, and her Alakazam.}
No, Kiyone, the fabric shop is that way, and the paper shop is that way. 
Ala! Kazam ka alakazam!
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[philanthrotaku]

[There is a Pidgeot out stretching her wings today--Ecruteak isn't at all far from Goldenrod if you're both flying and stupidly fast.]

[Enjoying others' misery as she so often did, the Flying-type perched on the nearest building, she fluttered her wings slightly and clicked her beak at Nanao and Kiyone.]

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[used_glare]

Argh, Kiyone - put me down! We're attracting attention!

{Sort of. Nervously eyeing the bird out of one eye.}

[philanthrotaku]

[There are several strange things about this bird, on closer inspection. One is that it's making a sound that's presumably meant to be Pidgeot-esque laughing.]

[The other is that she may or may not be wearing her trainer's glasses.]

[Old habits, you know.]

[used_glare]

It's laughing at us, for the love of rice cakes and beef stew, put me down!

{The annoying thing about having a Psychic-type Pokemon is that a) they can sometimes be insufferable pricks, and b) they unconsciously translate all Pokemon speech at all times.}

...and why is it wearing glasses.

[philanthrotaku]

Loudmouth.

[HUFFY HAKUBI IS HUFFY.]

[used_glare]

Oi, I can understand you, you know.

{And linefaisy Nanao is linefaising.}

[philanthrotaku]

[She clicked her beak in irritation, ruffling her feathers.]

Then I'm not an 'it', loudmouth. The word you're looking for is 'she' and my trainer calls me Hakubi.

[used_glare]

Very well, Hakubi. It's nice to meet you.

{WHO IS YOUR TRAINER and why are you wearing glasses. This still eludes her!}

[philanthrotaku]

[This is the bird equivalent of a derisive snort. Really.]

I know I look good, but you don't have to stare at me like that.

[used_glare]

{...I thought only mammals could make that sound.}

No.... It's your eyewear that I'm confused about.

[philanthrotaku]

[Hakubi's excuse is that she's Just That Smug.]

...They make everything look all funny. And they're shiny.

[But, like her trainer, is prone to fits of stupid.]

Besides, it's not like my trainer's using them.

[used_glare]

{Face. Palllm.}

But what if you fly into something?

{And peering out of her fingers -}

Sorry, but who did you say your trainer was?

[philanthrotaku]

Hmph. I'm the best at flying there is. And wearing these just means I'll be even better without them. So it's like training, obviously.

[Tsunbird is ruffling her wings in something like a shrug.]

I've been with Emmerich since I was a Pidgey. Idiot, but a good Trainer. I guess.

[used_glare]

Well, if you want to put it that way, I suppose it makes a modicum of sense.

{Oh. Oh. That's where the glasses were from.}

An idiot only in your estimation. He's a wise man.