Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
It's Harry Potter's Birthday!
Just in case anyone had forgotten. Children are probably partying in bookstores all over the world as a result. Which is fabulous and I wish I was geeking out with them.
Also, getting metal splinters and rust in your hands is not fun. Because my job is so great (I hope the italics helped to get the sarcasm across). No, I don't have tetnis. Stop saying that.
Just in case anyone had forgotten. Children are probably partying in bookstores all over the world as a result. Which is fabulous and I wish I was geeking out with them.
Also, getting metal splinters and rust in your hands is not fun. Because my job is so great (I hope the italics helped to get the sarcasm across). No, I don't have tetnis. Stop saying that.