Oh man.
How I would adore a nap right now. Being stuck on campus for 14 hours really is a drag...
Except when drunken frat boys cause mayhem in broad daylight.
An entire pack of TKE boys just ran down library mall carrying an enormous potted plant. They held it length-wise, and it looked like some sort of whack fern-spear. The warriors plunged it deep into the crowd, crashing through students straight to the Row, except for the short dude in the back. He was lagging behind with a case of Bud.
Here's the best part: They were doing this in nothing but boxers. Not even shoes. And spray-painted on their backs were the words: "Bitch Goddess"
Except when drunken frat boys cause mayhem in broad daylight.
An entire pack of TKE boys just ran down library mall carrying an enormous potted plant. They held it length-wise, and it looked like some sort of whack fern-spear. The warriors plunged it deep into the crowd, crashing through students straight to the Row, except for the short dude in the back. He was lagging behind with a case of Bud.
Here's the best part: They were doing this in nothing but boxers. Not even shoes. And spray-painted on their backs were the words: "Bitch Goddess"