Only Man for Me (C)

[usataro]

 
A/N: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ONLY GIVE WRITERS TWO DAYS TO GET A STORY TOGETHER! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY! Really, this isn’t my best work, but I tried. Written for the challenge on idontdance. No beta this time. Sporky is ill. Enjoy all you can.

Chad couldn’t believe this. Not only was he at a gay bar, but he was being hit on at a gay bar.

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[elvensorceress]

Awww, honey. *petpet* I used to write for speed challenges where we had less than 24 to write. It was... O_O wow. But anyway. Thanks so much for writing!

Hot off the press... ;)

[elvensorceress]

Ok, the image of Chad in a gay bar being all grumpy is just.. *giggles*

Of course Ryan wouldn’t be able to help. That hussy.
Ahahahaha!

Reaching over to a nearby basket, he stuffed some tortilla chips into his mouth, trying to look as unattractive as possible.

“Would it make any difference if I told you I have Herpes?” Chad tried desperately.
XD Oh, Chad. You are too hot for your own good.

“What, you’re done flirting with Mr. Leatherpants over there?”
Chad, honey. That is not the way to sound less gay.

“That’s my beau for you. He’s so bitter when he’s jealous. Isn’t that right, pookie?”
HEHEHEHE! Yay.

“Glad I could be your knight in shining armor.”
Awwww, Ryan. He's actually sweet when he's being snarky.

Ryan and he had always seemed to just be cool with owning things in a communal way.
Awwwwwwww. That's so cute. And gay. But I won't tell Chad.

Ryan snorted again, only this time, it sounded more like a sniffle than a laugh, “I-I was just kidding

[raspsun]

I really liked it. It was sweet. And hilarious. I did some literal "LOL"ing, and that is a slash!fic rarity. :)

“I overheard it when I was servicing you and your mom one night."
Like that. I heard it in context, and I still laughed. I had to take a break before I get could get back to reading after this line.

“Just so you know, this is your cue to throw me out into the road, call me a fag, and go running inside to tell Troy about how Ryan has a big gay crush on you. You’re kind of ruining it.”
“You really want me to do that?”
“No.”
“Then shut up.”
I really liked this bit of conversation.

And Ducky! Fluffy-head!

&hearts

[gailee122]

Even though it was rushed I still think its really great^^

Chad is sooo adorable in this *huggles the fluffy haired boy*
And Ducky too! <3

[queenriley]

This was fantastic! Seriously... just wow!

Very original and yet seems so very them. If you write THIS well under a time constraint, what you write under no deadline must be beyond belief.