laughing out loud

[usakicksarse]

A lot of people probably died today, for various reasons (abortions, murder, car accidents, war, suicide, choking, left the microwave oven door open on accident), and I say, good for them. There's a few less people we have to convince to die already. In political nomenclature, it's "involuntary population control" but to us, it's just nature's intended path, sometimes sped up by outside forces, such as blunt objects at high speeds or sharp points in unexpected places.

- adam dodge