The Most Entertaining Post You'll Ever Read
Hi people if you are actually reading this. Coming to you live from [CONFIDENTIAL!]. I'm just going to tell you it's south of SF. Any more detail and some creepy stalker person might come and find me gasp. Okay then moving on.
Sara is sitting next to me. Because I'm at her house. Her and Gianna's. Gianna is my friend from before we knew we were friends. Our mothers were friends before we were even in their wombs. So yeah. We've been friends for a while. I'm at her house for a sleepover and- (Sara: What about me? What about me?!) it's really fun. Today I went to Gianna's SIX HOUR LONG TRACK MEET. Gawd. I dunno how she can stand those things. It was burning hot. Blecch. At least it didn't rain. Gianna came in first for the mile which I think is really awesome.
Sara put her Mr Incredible figurine in a pink skirt. Poor Mr Incredible. His wife must be questioning his hetero-sexuality right about now. Tsk.
Going to go upstairs to to watch movies soon. They have Memoirs of a Geisha, so I'm going to watch it for the first time. I hope it is like the book. Even though I also hope it's not because some of the content of the book is NOT meant for the TV screen. Unless it's rated NC-17 like all pornos are. Tschuss.
Sara says: "Hi my name is Sara."
Gianna: "I want to say something."
Sara: "Hola! brooke is at my house right now and were gonna watch Memoirs Of A Geisha [Good movie by the way] anyway as brooke said I did dress up my Mr. Incredible in a pink skirt[very fashionable] oh I have a dog named Kosmo and he is sooo cute he's a little maltese doggie k bye!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gianna: "Hi! This is Gianna speaking. ne ways brooke is awesome n ya. so...she actually put up with one of my seven hour track meets! I'm so proud of you brooke!!! Did u guys now that she is a really good drawer?1 ya... she like helped me draw something for my homework and she is the best drawer EVER. Ok, I have some really corny jokes for you guys. Ok, what do you call a platapus that gets run over by a car?......a FLATAPUS!!! hahahahahaha(i noe i crack my self up) kay, heres another one: There's 2 sausages in a frying pan. 1 sausage rolls over to the other and says, "Wow, it's gettin pretty hot in here." The other sausage rolls over and says, "hey look a talking sauage!" hahahahahaha (i noe I craked myself up again) The last one (i promise!)kay, so theres two olives on a table and one of them rolls off. The olive on the table asks him if he is ok. The olive says, "OL-IVE!" get it? like I'LL LIVE! hahahahahahaha (kay that was thats last time I crack myself up, i promise) well I g2g, me n Brooke are gonna go watch a movie now. bye!"
Okay, that was Gianna and Sara. Gianna is my age, and Sara is three years younger. Bye people.
Sara is sitting next to me. Because I'm at her house. Her and Gianna's. Gianna is my friend from before we knew we were friends. Our mothers were friends before we were even in their wombs. So yeah. We've been friends for a while. I'm at her house for a sleepover and- (Sara: What about me? What about me?!) it's really fun. Today I went to Gianna's SIX HOUR LONG TRACK MEET. Gawd. I dunno how she can stand those things. It was burning hot. Blecch. At least it didn't rain. Gianna came in first for the mile which I think is really awesome.
Sara put her Mr Incredible figurine in a pink skirt. Poor Mr Incredible. His wife must be questioning his hetero-sexuality right about now. Tsk.
Going to go upstairs to to watch movies soon. They have Memoirs of a Geisha, so I'm going to watch it for the first time. I hope it is like the book. Even though I also hope it's not because some of the content of the book is NOT meant for the TV screen. Unless it's rated NC-17 like all pornos are. Tschuss.
Sara says: "Hi my name is Sara."
Gianna: "I want to say something."
Sara: "Hola! brooke is at my house right now and were gonna watch Memoirs Of A Geisha [Good movie by the way] anyway as brooke said I did dress up my Mr. Incredible in a pink skirt[very fashionable] oh I have a dog named Kosmo and he is sooo cute he's a little maltese doggie k bye!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gianna: "Hi! This is Gianna speaking. ne ways brooke is awesome n ya. so...she actually put up with one of my seven hour track meets! I'm so proud of you brooke!!! Did u guys now that she is a really good drawer?1 ya... she like helped me draw something for my homework and she is the best drawer EVER. Ok, I have some really corny jokes for you guys. Ok, what do you call a platapus that gets run over by a car?......a FLATAPUS!!! hahahahahaha(i noe i crack my self up) kay, heres another one: There's 2 sausages in a frying pan. 1 sausage rolls over to the other and says, "Wow, it's gettin pretty hot in here." The other sausage rolls over and says, "hey look a talking sauage!" hahahahahaha (i noe I craked myself up again) The last one (i promise!)kay, so theres two olives on a table and one of them rolls off. The olive on the table asks him if he is ok. The olive says, "OL-IVE!" get it? like I'LL LIVE! hahahahahahaha (kay that was thats last time I crack myself up, i promise) well I g2g, me n Brooke are gonna go watch a movie now. bye!"
Okay, that was Gianna and Sara. Gianna is my age, and Sara is three years younger. Bye people.