Aug 24, 2008 00:45
[The PCD clicks on to someone trying hard now to howl with laughter, but obviously failing. The picture bumps around a bit as Mao props it up against something so she can be seen.]
Oh god... oh man, this is rich, hahahahaha!
[Mao laughs a few more times beginning grinning widely.]
All right, bitches, listen up! Mao here with some tips for all of you new girls!
[She holds up a bra and smirks.]
This is a bra. Some of you may have experience with it, others not so much. But now that some of you guys are chicks, you gotta wear them. Why? Support. Try running around with your boobs bouncing all over the place and see if that doesn't get old fast. Unless you want the attention, then hey, whatever floats your boat.
[She holds up a piece of paper with some coordinates quickly written on them]
Here are some locations you can find bras and other undergarments at. Clothing too, since you girls are going to need them.
Now have fun, ladies!
[Mao finally breaks down and begins howling with laughter before reaching over and shutting the PCD off.]
*event,
*event: gender-bending,
sucks to be all of you,
*unaffected,
so damn amused