Mission 09 [Accidental voice post]

[urzu_two]

[The PCD begins recording as its accidentally bumped into something.]

Tch, always forget how cramped it is in here... okay.... nav system looks good, might have to take that... Friday

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[pieceofsunshine]

Do you have a Talking Bag too!?

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[urzu_two]

A talking bag? Nah. It's just the AI for my Arm Slave.

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[pieceofsunshine]

Wow, that sounds really cool! But uhh... what's an AI? Can you eat a slave?

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[urzu_two]

An AI stands for artificial intelligence. It's like... a specialized computer system. And no, you can't eat a slave.

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[pieceofsunshine]

So like... it's a PCD that's pretending it's smart? Or something? Wow, you use really big words! You can't eat a slave? Buuhhh, that doesn't sound cool. I don't want a slave!

Oh yeah, hey! Before I forget, are you 'friend' or 'foe'? See, I gotta ask everyone I meet that important question, because my grampa told me to protect my friends and kill my foes. And guess what! When I say 'grampa', I mean the man who found me and raised me! And so far, all I've met since meeting people with this PCD thing have been friends! So maybe you're a friend too, but I've got to make sure first.

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[urzu_two]

You got the basic idea. And it's only called a slave since it's a machine we control, but we gotta work with it.

Friend or foe, huh? Chip me into the friend group, but how about you? Friend or foe?

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[pieceofsunshine]

Alright! I think I'm getting smarter! You can control machines? Wooooow. That sounds really awesome! You've gotta be a really important and smart person if you can control smart PCDs!

Another friend--that's so cool! Uchiha Al was right when he said I'd meet lots of friends here!

Whoa, whoaaa... no one's ever asked me whether I was 'friend' or 'foe' before!! Well, 'cause you're my friend, I guess I'm your friend too! Woooow! I'm your friend! You're my friend! That's so cooooool!

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[urzu_two]

I get my good moments.

There's some good people here so it isn't surprising at all. And heh, funny how that works out. So what's your name? I'm Melissa Mao.

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[pieceofsunshine]

Coooool! Good moments!! Can I get them too?? They sound like something really, really awesome!

I was pretty surprised! So many friends here! It's like, whoooaaaa! We all gotta protect each other, 'cause everyone's a friend! But then, what're we protecting each other from? Oh well! Tough stuff like that isn't really what I'm good at thinking about.

Ohh, maaan... um, about the whole 'my name' thing. See, I talked about it with Uzumaki Ansem, and he said that I've got am-nee-zha. I think it's pretty embarrassing, and I'm always forgetting just about everything. But yeah, what I'm trying to say is that I forgot my own name!

Hee hee, but Al said something about maybe I could name myself, and right now, I'm thinking I might go with 'Cruncy', 'cause I really like the sound of the word. I mean, 'CRUNCHY!' Doesn't it make you happy just hearing it?!

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[urzu_two]

Sure, you can have some! Pretty easy to come by, though you never know when one is going to happen. But you'll know it when you experience it.

There are lots of monsters outside the Safezone, so we have to make sure no one gets hurt. There's the easy answer.

Forgot your own name, huh? Hit your head on something hard? But Crunchy? There's an interesting name. Has a bit of a nice ring to it. Try it out for a bit, see how it works for you.

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[pieceofsunshine]

So, good moments are like... surprises!? They sound really fun! I can't wait to have one! Now I'm really hyped up!!

Oh, there are monsters here? Okay! Then monsters are 'foes'!

Yeah, Crunchy! Hee hee, I'm gonna tell everyone that my name's Crunchy, for now, at least. Y'know, until I get over my am-nee-zha and figure out what my real name is! I bet my real name's cooler than Crunchy, even though Crunchy is pre-tty darn cool.