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[urzu2]

*After not being seen much for several days, a very tired looking Mao wanders into the lounge and slumps down in a couch. She has a 6-pack of beer.*

I need a break. As long as I'm stuck around here, this'll have to do.

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[pilotofsilence]

*Enters the lounge, tilt his head at the beer can, and picks one up.*

Drinking beers are bad.

Why do you drink?

[urzu2]

Drinking beer isn't bad!

[pilotofsilence]

...Alcohol may damage liver.

A damaged liver may lead to death.

...Reason I don't drink.

*Shiro then pulls out his apple juice bottle, cue swap of beer can.*

Juice. Healthier.

[urzu2]

*Mao stares at the apple juice, cue second swap for beer can.*

Hey! I was drinking that! What the hell do you think you're doing!?

[pilotofsilence]

*Cue third swap, he can do this all day long!*

Trying.

To make you adopt.

Healthier lifestyle.

[urzu2]

*She doesn't let go from surprise this time.*

I'm trying, to relax, and you're not fucking helping!

[pilotofsilence]

*Emotionless boy still stares at her.*

Relax.

There are other ways.

Not being intoxicated Ma'am.

*Strangely, the Ma'am is emphasized as if a soldier reporting to his higher-up.*

[urzu2]

*She calms down*

There are plenty of ways to relax, yes. I happen to like this one, and I make sure I don't let it effect my duties or my health.